Tag: kids
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Another Way Kids Steal Joy and Crush Dreams
Get Pregnant Fast By: Alex Thompson Updated: January 7, 2016 Originally Published: July 19, 2012 Hey everyone, let’s get real: every man out there has, at some point, peed in the shower. Your partner might deny it, but trust me, it’s a universal truth. This habit extends beyond just the shower; it includes oceans, pools,…
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Mom in the Parking Lot: A Modern Fairy Tale
Get Pregnant Fast As I navigate the parking lot, my children add a touch of chaotic charm to my shopping mission. My littlest ones cling precariously to the front of the cart, swaying like they might tumble right off and put the “hold on tight or you’ll crack open your skull” theory to the ultimate…
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12 Brutally Honest Things I Wish I Could Say to My Kids
Get Pregnant Fast Parenthood is a wild ride filled with ups and downs that you can only truly appreciate when you’re knee-deep in the chaos. Some days, it feels like a mixture of joy, frustration, and exhaustion all rolled into one. As a parent, there are moments when the polite words I share with my…
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25 Familiar Phrases We’ve All Uttered When Our Kids Fall Ill
Get Pregnant Fast As I hurried down the stairs, hastily putting on an earring while mentally preparing for the evening with our babysitter, I caught sight of my 3-year-old daughter, Lily, curled up quietly on the couch. Normally, she would be bouncing off the walls with excitement for her favorite babysitter’s arrival, but her flushed…
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12 Reasons Reality TV Is Not for Me
Get Pregnant Fast Sometimes, as I juggle the chaos of my life, I can’t help but think, “This could make for a hilarious reality show!” However, if anyone were to offer us a deal, my answer would unequivocally be a resounding NO. Here’s why: My kids seem to think that wearing clothes is optional at…
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The Tooth Fairy: An Overrated Tradition?
Get Pregnant Fast Let’s be honest: if I had a dollar for every time I had to dig through my kids’ rooms searching for cash to play the elusive Tooth Fairy, I’d be doing quite well. Okay, maybe not wealthy, but I’d definitely have enough to cover all those little teeth without the late-night scavenger…
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20 Most Annoying Things Kids Say During a Road Trip
Get Pregnant Fast Preparing for a family road trip is no small feat. You have bags to pack, snacks to gather, toys to distribute, and electronic devices to charge. Don’t forget your essentials like your purse, drinks, and GPS. Once you cram the family—typically three to seven people—into a space that feels more like a…
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The Hilariously Honest Parents of Twitter on Why Nice Things Are a Thing of the Past
Get Pregnant Fast When you share your home with children, you’re also signing up for a life filled with chaos, constant messes, and a seemingly endless cycle of broken belongings. It’s a universal truth: whatever you cherish will inevitably meet its untimely demise at the hands of your little ones. As parents, we often underestimate…
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The Truth About Married Life with Kids
Get Pregnant Fast Right after tying the knot, I took my husband’s hand and playfully suggested, “Let’s start a family.” And that’s precisely what we did. Before we knew it, three little ones burst into our lives, transforming everything in our household. These days, our “dirty talk” has taken on a whole new meaning—it’s more…
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It Used to Be So Fun, Then We Had Kids
Get Pregnant Fast When we first tied the knot, our evenings were filled with excitement and passion. I often reminisce about those carefree nights when we could take our time, indulging in every moment without interruptions. If one round wasn’t enough, we’d dive right back in, exploring different settings — the kitchen table, the couch,…