Sometimes, as I juggle the chaos of my life, I can’t help but think, “This could make for a hilarious reality show!” However, if anyone were to offer us a deal, my answer would unequivocally be a resounding NO. Here’s why:
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My kids seem to think that wearing clothes is optional at home, leading to some interesting sights during the day.
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With three boys in the house, conversations often revolve around bodily functions. Just the other day, my older two cracked up when they asked the youngest, “What do you get when you have half poodle and half poodle?” and he enthusiastically shouted, “Poo Poo!”
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There are moments when I lose track of my toddler. One minute, I’m washing dishes, and the next, I’m wondering where he’s wandered off to. Most likely, he’s made himself comfortable in the bathroom, experimenting with wet wipes or climbing to new heights on the bunk bed. I can already imagine the awkward phone call from Child Protective Services.
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Then there are times I do know where he is, like when he’s climbed onto the kitchen counter, and yes, I’m right there snapping pictures of his adventurous spirit.
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Our home could be classified as a noise factory. Volume control? We’re still working on that. One of my kids can be so loud that I can feel the vibrations in my eardrum. And bedtime? It’s never quiet. The other night, he was half-shouting my name in bed, but I couldn’t help but melt when he followed it up with, “I love you, Mom.”
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My boys are obsessed with Legos, and while I cherish their creativity, I often find them scattered throughout the house. The formal dining room, once meant for fancy dinner parties, has become a Lego wonderland. If the cameras were rolling, I’d be mortified if I accidentally vacuumed up a few pieces while cleaning!
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When I drop my oldest son off at school, I’m often still in my pajamas. The younger kids join in the fashion statement too. Just last week, my middle child was in nothing but his underwear!
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Sure, there are sweet moments, like when my middle son lovingly pats his baby brother and whispers kind words. But with the cameras focusing on our chaos—like the morning frenzy when I’m yelling about missing shoes and brushing teeth—the sweetness would likely be overshadowed.
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Breakfast in our house can be unconventional. My middle son has been known to request popcorn or even tilapia to start his day.
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If there’s one thing I can count on, it’s needing a plunger almost every day. Whether it’s wet wipes or toys, our toilet has seen it all.
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The state of my house is only “company clean” for a mere four hours a month, thanks to a housekeeper who comes twice a month. But I have to clean up before they arrive! It’s a Herculean effort that lasts about five minutes after school pick-up.
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There was that one time I locked my oldest son and my phone in the car at a Kohl’s parking lot. Thankfully, a kind stranger called the fire department, and it wasn’t too hot or too cold for my baby who slept through the entire ordeal. I couldn’t help but think how grateful I was not to be a celebrity like Britney Spears, with cameras capturing every misstep.
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In summary, while the idea of a reality show seems appealing at times, the truth is that my everyday life is more suited for a comedy than a glamorous spotlight.
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