Let’s be honest: if I had a dollar for every time I had to dig through my kids’ rooms searching for cash to play the elusive Tooth Fairy, I’d be doing quite well. Okay, maybe not wealthy, but I’d definitely have enough to cover all those little teeth without the late-night scavenger hunts. Seriously, the Tooth Fairy can take a hike.
I get it; you might argue that she’s part of childhood magic, a tradition that sparks joy in a world where innocence is fleeting. But honestly? I think it’s a pain. In an age where we casually swipe our cards for lattes, is it really reasonable to expect us to have spare one-dollar bills stashed away for a tooth that falls out? Are we banks now?
And let’s talk about the cost. Did you know that the average payout from the Tooth Fairy has surged to around three dollars per tooth? That adds up to a whopping sixty bucks for a full set. For my three kids, we’re looking at 180 dollars! That’s a lot of coffee I could be enjoying instead.
Then there’s the whole remembering part. Between cooking dinner, giving baths, packing lunches, assisting with homework, and juggling a million other tasks, the last thing I need is to stealthily slip money under a pillow without waking anyone. Especially under the guise of a mythical creature. My sleep-deprived brain can barely handle the thought of it.
And for kids who are already anxious about bedtime, this concept can really backfire. Sure, they’re snug in bed, but now they have to worry about a winged stranger sneaking in to take a body part they’ve grown attached to! Great idea, right? Who thought it was smart to get kids accustomed to bartering body parts for cash? What’s next, trading a finger for a fifty? It’s a slippery slope.
Meanwhile, my dog loses her baby teeth without any fuss—they either get swallowed or vanish into the sock abyss. That seems much more sane, akin to how we dispose of, say, fingernail clippings.
Honestly, if I’m going to spend money, I’d much prefer to invest in capturing a toothless grin for posterity. A dollar for a toothless smile? Absolutely worth it! It gives me a frameable moment, my kids get some cash for their piggy banks, and I get to keep a few bucks for my coffee. No pesky mythical creatures involved.
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In summary, the Tooth Fairy may have a long-standing tradition, but for many parents, the hassle and expense just aren’t worth it. Let’s focus on capturing those adorable toothless smiles instead—now that’s a memory worth making.
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