Tag: humor

  • Confessions of a Procrastinating Parent: Embracing the Chaos

    Get Pregnant Fast You know those parents who seem to have it all figured out? They breeze into school drop-off looking polished, with perfectly styled hair, makeup flawlessly applied, and even manage to wear matching shoes. They’re the ones who return permission slips days in advance and send birthday cards well ahead of time, just…

  • When Parenthood Becomes All About Poop

    Get Pregnant Fast “Leave bathroom conversations out of your relationship.” “There are just some things that should remain private.” Those who make such remarks clearly haven’t navigated the wild waters of parenthood. They probably also think that every time my partner turns the doorknob, I should be poised with perfectly applied lipstick, a spotless kitchen,…

  • Why Mommy Bloggers Should Think Twice Before Attending Hollywood Events

    Get Pregnant Fast One of the greatest joys of blogging is the ability to find humor in everyday challenges. Whether it’s the black marker my daughter Lucy used to ‘label’ my favorite belongings or the artwork my son James created on his brother’s face, these moments often provide some much-needed comic relief. This platform has…

  • Navigating the 7 Stages of Planning an Adult Night Out

    Get Pregnant Fast Every now and then, it’s essential to escape the daily grind and swap your comfy loungewear for something a bit more put-together, even if just for a night. An adult night out is a rare treat, and the journey to achieving that coveted evening of freedom can feel like a rollercoaster ride.…

  • 10 Parenting Books You Need on Your Wish List

    Get Pregnant Fast The holiday season is upon us once again, a time to cherish moments with family and friends while navigating the chaos that comes with it. With the kids buzzing from holiday treats and excitement, it’s easy to feel overwhelmed. But fear not! We’ve compiled a list of parenting books that are sure…

  • 45 is the New 46: Embracing Age with Humor

    Get Pregnant Fast “Please, let’s avoid the age question,” I silently plead as I maneuver through the classroom, hoping to escape before someone asks. All the other parents in my child’s class are significantly younger than me. I wouldn’t dream of lying about my age, but I certainly don’t want to bring it to the…

  • The Foot Massage Dilemma

    Get Pregnant Fast When your partner lets you down yet again over something trivial, it can be quite frustrating. Just the other evening, after stepping away from my computer, my husband Alex and I settled down in our bedroom. We were reminiscing about the amusing antics of our kids, Lily, Ben, and Evan, when I…

  • 21 Invoices I’m Sending to Other Families

    Get Pregnant Fast Remember that family that sent a bill to the kid who skipped out on their birthday bash? Well, I must admit I’m somewhat relieved this topic has resurfaced. Entertaining other people’s kids can really take a toll on the wallet! Now that there’s a chance to recoup some of those costs, I’ve…

  • What My Mom Taught Me About Wearing Old Underwear

    Get Pregnant Fast As a child, I was often taken aback by the contrast between my mother’s impeccable style and the surprising secret she harbored: her underwear was a decade old, and it showed. How could someone so elegant and vibrant be wearing such worn-out undergarments? Even at just nine, I recognized that she could…

  • 5 Quirks I Ignore Because I Adore My Husband

    Get Pregnant Fast “If I could lend you my vision, you’d understand just how amazing he is.” My grandmother often said this whenever someone dared to criticize my grandpa. Their love was a true testament to what it means to be devoted. I genuinely believe that everyone deserves to experience such profound affection—a connection so…

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