Tag: humor in parenting
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7 Reasons I’m the Least Effective Soccer Mom Ever
Get Pregnant Fast At the conclusion of my 7-year-old son’s ballet performance, he struck a pose—one knee down, the other bent—looking absolutely adorable until he tumbled into the ballerina next to him, triggering a domino effect among the rest of the dancers. In that moment, it hit me: my son’s aspirations of becoming a prima…
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5 Insights Gained from Following My Daughter on Pinterest
Get Pregnant Fast To my daughter’s dismay, she doesn’t own a cell phone and is restricted from social media platforms. I seem to be the lone parent in a sea of sixth-graders who has opted for a more traditional approach. My rules about what PG-13 films she can watch and appropriate school attire often frustrate…
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The Messy Truth About Parenthood
Get Pregnant Fast In the years leading up to my journey into motherhood, my husband and I had the joy of raising an adorable lab puppy named Bella. She was our pride and joy, showered with affection, cuddles, treats, and plenty of playtime. While my love for her was boundless, I can still vividly recall…
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5 Realistic New Year’s Resolutions for Moms That Can Actually Be Achieved
Get Pregnant Fast As a natural planner, I often find myself setting ambitious goals for the New Year. However, since stepping into motherhood, it’s become quite the challenge to craft resolutions that I can realistically uphold. Kids have a knack for derailing even the best intentions. Reflecting on my past resolutions from when my first…
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It Takes a Village…and Other Parenting Pearls of Wisdom
Get Pregnant Fast The moment you become a parent, unsolicited advice comes pouring in from every direction, often from well-meaning friends, family, and even strangers. It’s almost as if the universe decides that your life suddenly requires a commentary on every little thing. Have you ever noticed that much of this “wisdom” is about as…
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WIT Parenting: A Practical Approach for Everyday Moms and Dads
Get Pregnant Fast When I first found out I was expecting my first child, I dove headfirst into the world of parenting literature, consuming various philosophies and methodologies like they were candy. Like many new parents, I was eager to arm myself with knowledge, ready to face the challenges of parenthood with confidence. From sleep…
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What Authentic, Realistic Mom Selfies Really Look Like
Get Pregnant Fast Let’s face it: some days, you’re a mom on a mission. You’ve put on makeup, showered, and squeezed yourself into those Spanx-like undergarments. (Seriously, who can manage to use the restroom with those bodysuits? That’s some next-level skill!) Whether you’re heading to a wedding or a much-needed date night, you’ve got your…
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Toddlers Need to Chill Out: A Parent’s Perspective
Get Pregnant Fast All parents experience a variety of internal dialogues, and let’s be honest—some of them can be pretty harsh. I often find myself wondering if my kids are genuinely out of control or contemplating extreme measures like getting rid of a beloved toy (which, as a sentimental person, I could never do). My…
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Let’s Take a Cross-Country Road Trip (With Three Wild Kids)
Get Pregnant Fast Parenting Let’s Take a Cross-Country Road Trip (With Three Wild Kids) by Jordan Anderson Updated: May 27, 2021 Originally Published: March 20, 2015 In a moment of tipsy spontaneity, I once made the questionable proposal to my fiancée, Jamie, “Let’s take a road trip to Cleveland.” While Cleveland has its charm and…
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The New Dad’s Handbook to Surviving the Parenting Journey
Get Pregnant Fast I like to think of myself as a generally cheerful individual—light-hearted, self-aware, and easygoing. But there’s one small caveat: if I don’t catch enough Zs, I turn into a cranky, irritable, short-fused emotional whirlwind—someone with whom rational discussion is utterly impossible. During those moments, I am convinced that I am always right.…