Let’s face it: some days, you’re a mom on a mission. You’ve put on makeup, showered, and squeezed yourself into those Spanx-like undergarments. (Seriously, who can manage to use the restroom with those bodysuits? That’s some next-level skill!) Whether you’re heading to a wedding or a much-needed date night, you’ve got your game face on.
But before you head out, it’s time for a selfie!
Now, don’t get me wrong. This isn’t the carefree 25-year-old version of you capturing moments of new jewelry, your adorable dog, or a cute swimsuit. Nope. This is the mom version: a bit more chaotic and a lot more real.
Oh, you’ve showered and have a babysitter? Time to share that on Instagram! Celebrate the fact that for once, you don’t resemble a troll guarding a bridge (ah, the reality of motherhood!). This got me thinking about how social media might look if moms shared their genuine daily experiences instead of just a highlight reel. So, let’s dive into what motherhood selfies might really portray.
Good morning, 5 a.m.
#sleepdeprived #glamourfail
“Let’s feed the little monsters.” Oh, wait—looks like they’d rather throw food at you. (And if you’re judging me for calling them monsters, come spend a day at my house. You’ll understand.)
#aintnobodygottimeforthat
Forget about hashtags like #nofilter or #nomakeup; everyone will know the truth anyway.
“Wait, you have to go to work?” Yeah, right—because errands are a piece of cake too!
#whateverworks
Life is unpredictable, so pull yourself together and brace for the day ahead. Just remember, personal space is a thing of the past. The sooner you accept that, the easier it gets.
#helpme
While everyone else is sound asleep, you’re left awake, wondering how tomorrow will fare.
#napbattle
There are those glorious victory selfies when you finally get the kids to nap! And, of course, the pediatrician selfies that feel like they take forever.
#waitingforever
Then there are the moments when you wear a coat inside, choosing to sweat rather than wake up your cranky toddler.
#DONTmove
Food will get thrown at you, and somehow, you’ll all end up laughing together.
#delicious
When you finally get dressed for a social gathering post-baby, you’re sending frantic texts to your friends asking, “Does this outfit work? Do I look like a grown-up?”
#WhoaMama
Expect the unexpected: mismatched outfits, constant tears, and zero privacy.
#colorblindgymteacher
This is what Friday nights look like for us:
#CLUBtubbytime
Fun field trips turn into chaos with cows.
#cowsaysMOO
And just when you think you’re ready to leave, panic strikes as you realize you have five minutes to fix your hair.
#prayer
Miraculously transforming from Exhibit A to Exhibit B in just ten minutes feels like sorcery!
Or, you could just relish those rare moments of peace, like sitting in the airport cell phone lot, sipping coffee, and finally getting some time for yourself.
#preciousalonetime
To all the moms out there who might find boogers on your jacket: you are not alone in this journey! Remember, for every perfect, filtered photo, there’s a mom who’s been peed on too.
#somebodysmother
For a deeper dive into the realities and nuances of motherhood, check out our other blog post here. And if you’re considering options for home insemination, visit Make A Mom—they offer reliable at-home insemination kits. For more information on fertility treatments, explore this excellent resource on IVF.
In summary, authentic mom selfies reveal the humor, chaos, and unfiltered truths of motherhood. The next time you scroll through social media, remember that behind every polished image, there’s a mom navigating the beautiful mess of parenting.
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