Tag: humor in parenting

  • Absolutely, I Have a Favorite Child

    Get Pregnant Fast Let’s be real—admitting you have a favorite child isn’t exactly considered the gold standard of parenting. Yet, here I am, confessing that I absolutely do have a favorite child. This particular little one has a knack for listening, helps out around the house, and generally radiates positivity. Spending time with this child…

  • 10 Indications Your Husband is a Sleep-Deprived Dad

    When your baby wails at midnight, and you ask your husband for assistance, he stumbles into the kitchen and starts digging through the cupboard under the sink. You: “What are you doing?” Hubby: “Huh?” (keeps searching). You (shouting): “The baby isn’t in the cupboard!” Hubby: “Oh…” The piercing smoke alarm blares at 2 AM, and…

  • The Mother I Never Expected to Be

    Get Pregnant Fast I always envisioned myself as a mother; it seemed like a natural part of my life’s journey. I recall a conversation with a friend during my teenage years, where we shared our dreams for the future. I confidently declared that by 35, I would be married with children. My friend, however, adamantly…

  • The Delight of Body Awareness

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    Get Pregnant Fast Ah, the moment your little one first becomes aware of their hands… “Wow, I have hands! Look at them—aren’t they amazing? I could watch them all day! Did you know they fit in my mouth?!” Absolutely adorable. Then comes the revelation when kids realize they have a penis or a vagina. “Check…

  • So You’re Expecting Twins: Essential Tips for Preparation

    Get Pregnant Fast By: Jamie Updated: Aug. 21, 2015 Originally Published: Oct. 2, 2011 When it comes to preparing for parenthood, there’s an abundance of advice available—from books and websites to well-meaning strangers in the grocery store. But how many of these sources have actually experienced the chaos of welcoming twins into their lives? If…

  • 10 Times My Kids Always Interrupt Me

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    Get Pregnant Fast My kids have an almost supernatural ability to detect when I’m engaged in something that doesn’t include them. This seems to stem from an innate fear of missing out (FOMO). It’s as if they think there’s an exclusive party happening, and they’re determined to crash it. Here are ten surefire scenarios where…

  • The Childless Adult’s Survival Guide for a Weekend with Kids

    Get Pregnant Fast So, you’re not exactly a fan of kids. The twist? Your friends have recently become parents, and now you find yourself spending time in their chaotic world. While hanging out during their baby stage was manageable, now they’re up and about, talking and doing—well, whatever it is they do. If you don’t…

  • 5 Essential Do Not Disturb Signs for Moms

    Get Pregnant Fast Sometimes, all you really want is a moment of peace — even if it’s just to use the bathroom in solitude. As a mom, those fleeting moments of privacy often feel like a distant dream. Sure, you love your kids, and their enthusiasm for sharing every aspect of their lives with you…

  • 6 Insights Into Understanding Teenage Boys

    Get Pregnant Fast Navigating life with teenage boys can be an adventure filled with unique challenges and surprises. Here are six key insights that every parent should know: Invasive Encounters Despite years of careful dressing routines in the dark or behind closed doors, there will inevitably be moments of unexpected exposure. Whether it’s due to…

  • The Messy Truth About Parenthood

    Get Pregnant Fast In the years leading up to my journey into motherhood, my husband and I had the joy of raising an adorable lab puppy named Bella. She was our pride and joy, showered with affection, cuddles, treats, and plenty of playtime. While my love for her was boundless, I can still vividly recall…

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