Tag: humor
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What ‘The Real Housewives’ Would Look Like If I Were Cast
Get Pregnant Fast By: Lila Thompson As I hear whispers about the upcoming debut of The Real Housewives of Seattle, I can’t help but chuckle. Though I’ve stepped back from watching the series in recent years, I might just tune in for a few episodes, particularly to see if any familiar faces pop up. Recently,…
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The Hilarious Reviews of Trump’s ‘Make America Great Again’ Ornament You Didn’t Know You Needed
Get Pregnant Fast Gather your leftover turkey, pour yourself a mimosa, and prepare for some delightful reading: the Amazon reviews for Trump’s “Make America Great Again” ornament. Regardless of your political stance, the 3,818 reviews and 173 answered questions promise a chuckle or two. As families across the nation adorn their Christmas trees the day…
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All the Thoughts That Cross My Mind During Yoga Class
Get Pregnant Fast Having dabbled in yoga for quite some time, I find it amusing that while I may have been “practicing,” the truth is, I still feel like a novice in mastering its art. I genuinely enjoy the practice and the way it makes me feel, yet I often doubt my abilities. I fumble…
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A Heartfelt Note to My Autumn-Obsessed Friends
Get Pregnant Fast Dear Autumn Enthusiasts, You know who you are. You woke up today with an extra bounce in your step, reveling in the first whisper of cooler air (even if it’s just your imagination). “Fall is in the air!” you announced to anyone who would listen, including your social media followers. As you…
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Women Fend Off Robber Using Dildos as Weapons
Get Pregnant Fast In a bizarre turn of events, two women working at a San Bernardino adult shop, Lotions and Lace, successfully thwarted an armed robbery with an unconventional defense: dildos. Yes, you read that right—a flying array of novelty items became their weapons of choice. According to reports from Channel 7 News, the heroic…
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Life as a New Mom of Twins: A Reality Check
Get Pregnant Fast As a new mother of twin boys, I find myself navigating a whirlwind of sleepless nights and relentless demands, leaving little room for the absurd comments from well-meaning strangers. You know the ones: “Twins? How is that? I’ve always dreamt of having twins!” Sure, I adore my little ones, but the idea…
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University President Commended for Urging Students to Embrace Responsibility
Get Pregnant Fast There’s an old saying that our grandparents’ generation—the resilient survivors of World Wars and the Great Depression—was the last truly admirable one. Many argue that since then, we’ve been nurturing a generation of overly pampered individuals, with today’s youth being the most coddled of all. Higher education institutions are starting to confront…