Tag: humor
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The Hilarious Parents of Twitter on Why Back-to-School Season is the Greatest Time of Year
Get Pregnant Fast Parents, we’ve finally done it—summer is behind us, and it’s time to usher the kids back into the classroom. If our expressions resemble those of teachers during the final weeks of the school year, it’s because we’ve witnessed some moments we’d rather forget. Those long months of summer are over, and it’s…
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A Cocktail Pairing Guide for Navigating Your Lice Infestation
Get Pregnant Fast Congratulations! It appears that a beloved member of your family has welcomed every parent’s least favorite houseguest: lice. It’s a rite of passage in parenthood, isn’t it? But let’s be real—you might feel like you want to hurl at the sight of those little critters scuttling through your child’s hair. Trust me,…
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The Difference Between Teen Sex and Sex in Your 40s: A Humorous Take
Get Pregnant Fast Back in the day, you might have anxiously waited for your parents to retire for the night, hoping for a moment of privacy to indulge in some teenage romance. Fast forward a few decades, and you’re now lying in bed, exhausted, just waiting for your teenager to drift off so you can…
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Dear Kids, Enough With the Complaints!
Get Pregnant Fast Hey, my dear little ones, listen up! It’s time to put a lid on all the grumbling about me (your wonderful mother). Seriously, if you think this is gonna fly, think again. The complaining has led me to the brink of losing my cool more times this week than I can count,…
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A Dad’s Take on the Maternal Instinct: Why We Crave Care When We’re Sick
Get Pregnant Fast Menu: Parenting By: Jake Thompson Updated: Jan. 17, 2023 Originally Published: Jan. 16, 2023 Not long ago, I stirred up some chatter on social media. I shared a humorous observation about how my partner fusses over our daughter when she’s feeling unwell, contrasting it with her reaction to me when I’m sick.…
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Hey there, sweetheart!
Get Pregnant Fast I’m thrilled we could squeeze in a chat while you’re away on that business trip. Sorry I missed your earlier call; I couldn’t hear my phone over the delightful chaos here at home. Just your typical sibling rivalry—nothing too serious, thankfully. No bloodshed this time. It’s a good thing the kids decided…
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10 Ways a Mom Compares to a Flight Attendant
Get Pregnant Fast When it comes to the daily grind of parenting, mothers often find themselves navigating a chaotic environment that would make any flight attendant proud. Here are ten amusing ways that moms mirror the work of flight attendants, minus the uniform and the salary. Pre-Flight Announcements Flight Attendant: “Ladies and gentlemen, we are…
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5 Reasons Sea Lion Pups Resemble Toddlers
Get Pregnant Fast Recently, a sea lion pup captured the attention of many after it wandered into a posh restaurant in the La Jolla area of San Diego, snuggling into a booth as if it owned the place. Thankfully, animal experts stepped in to rescue the little one, but the scene struck a chord with…
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The 13 Best Aspects of Raising a 13-Year-Old Girl
Get Pregnant Fast I can hardly believe my daughter just turned 13 last month. It feels surreal to think how quickly we’ve arrived at this stage. One moment, I was celebrating her first steps, and now she’s rolling her eyes at me, claiming I “hate her and think she’s fat and ugly.” Ah, the joys…
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The Humorous Parents of Twitter Share Their Thoughts on Parenting and Booze
Get Pregnant Fast Parenting and a little drinking go together like peanut butter and jelly. If you enjoyed a glass of wine or a cold beer before having kids, you likely find even more solace in them now. The simple pleasure of knowing that a well-deserved drink awaits you after the kids are tucked in…