The Hilarious Parents of Twitter on Why Back-to-School Season is the Greatest Time of Year

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Parents, we’ve finally done it—summer is behind us, and it’s time to usher the kids back into the classroom. If our expressions resemble those of teachers during the final weeks of the school year, it’s because we’ve witnessed some moments we’d rather forget. Those long months of summer are over, and it’s understandable that the bus driver is now our unsung hero. The sight of that glorious car line at drop-off? Pure bliss. We’ve survived another summer, and now it’s back to school, a transition celebrated wholeheartedly by the witty parents of Twitter who are sharing their joy with unrestrained enthusiasm.

1. They’ll Understand Once They Become Parents

Oh, you’re upset? Too bad for you!

2. Go Pinterest or Go Home

We live in a Pinterest world, folks. Make it official with a beautifully designed chalkboard or get out of the way!

3. Goodbye, Kids!

Is it over-the-top to roll out a literal red carpet for the bus driver on the first day? If so, I don’t want to be right.

4. So Many Reps

Sometimes, it’s not just you who’s eager for them to go; they might not be as thrilled about it as you are.

5. Right Where It Belongs

This may sound harsh to new parents, but if you’ve been through this before, you know that the “send us money” paperwork is just the tip of the iceberg. Expect to be asked for donations at least 47 more times this year. Brace yourselves.

6. Look Away, Kids

I’m a walking disaster at the bus stop most mornings, so yes, I’m happily joining the selective amnesia club.

7. Oops

Wait, you haven’t been counting down the days until school starts with a special dry-erase calendar all summer? Interesting. Guess we can’t be friends then.

8. Not a Bad Start

After a summer of wild kids staying up late, it’s a miracle if they make it to the first day of school by lunchtime. Two hours late is the new on-time.

9. #Goals

Dear school, we’ve given all we can for five years. It’s your turn now.

10. A Rookie Mistake

My kids devoured an entire bulk pack of mini-muffins earmarked for school lunches in half a day. The label means nothing to them. You’ll need to invest in a snack safe—that’s the only way.

11. This Moment Must Be Remembered

Reunited, and it feels so good.

12. Because, Of Course

They spent the summer practicing for a farming career, then sleep like half-drunk college students the week before school. And so it goes.

13. We’re More Than Ready

It’s been a long summer, good luck to the teachers!

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In summary, back-to-school time is a source of joy and relief for parents everywhere. The hilarious tweets from fellow parents capture the essence of this season perfectly, reminding us of the relief that comes with the return to routine—and perhaps a little bit of nostalgia for those chaotic summer days.


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