Tag: humor
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The Five-Second Rule: A Mother’s Journey to Embracing Imperfection
Get Pregnant Fast When my son was born, I was a complete germaphobe. Everything in sight around him had to be spotless, and I kept antibacterial wipes at the ready. Visitors were greeted with a mandatory hand wash before they could even think about holding him. My home was a fortress of cleanliness—so pristine you…
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15 Strategies for Navigating the Holiday Hustle
Get Pregnant Fast Do you find yourself racing around in a frenzy, exclaiming, “The holidays are upon us! The HOLIDAYS are here!” just days before the chaos of gift-giving and family gatherings begins? You’re certainly not alone. With Hanukkah shifting each year on the Jewish calendar, it can creep up on you when you least…
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You Haven’t Experienced Sass Until You Have a 5-Year-Old
Get Pregnant Fast As parents, we can hardly contain our joy when our little ones take their first steps or start to babble adorable, if somewhat confusing, words. We cherish their tiny hugs and those sweet, messy kisses. In those early days, it’s easy to think of our children as the smartest and most well-behaved…
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Parents’ Hilarious Bieber Parody Sheds Light on Life After 40
Get Pregnant Fast In a delightful twist on pop culture, the Thompson Family has released a new parody video that humorously explores the realities of life after hitting the big 4-0. Known for their witty takes on family and marriage, they tackle a subject many of us are all too familiar with—what truly changes when…
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10 Ways Parenting Mirrors the Epic Drama of Game of Thrones
Get Pregnant Fast Parenting can often feel like an intense saga, much like the beloved HBO series Game of Thrones. The moments of chaos, fierce battles of will, and unexpected twists are relatable for any parent. Just as parents fidget for a moment of peace after a long day, we find ourselves navigating a world…
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18 Hilarious Things I Said While Up With the Baby
Get Pregnant Fast Being a parent is a wild ride, especially when you have an 8-month-old who used to be a champion sleeper. Just last month, my little one caught a cold, and now her sleep schedule is a mess. Honestly, I can’t tell where one day ends and the next begins. Sleep deprivation has…
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The Unwelcome FUPA and Other Post-Baby Body Oddities
Get Pregnant Fast I knew that pregnancy would bring about a whirlwind of changes (let’s face it, some really bizarre stuff). Growing a tiny human is no small feat, so it’s no surprise that expecting parents often feel like their bodies are in complete chaos. However, what truly caught me off guard were the peculiarities…
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The Top 10 Reasons We’re Not Getting Intimate Tonight
Get Pregnant Fast A little while back, a fellow made headlines for tracking his partner’s reasons for skipping intimacy in an Excel spreadsheet and sharing it with the world. I can only imagine how that boosts her desire! To ensure my husband doesn’t start compiling his own list, I thought it wise to lay out…
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The Parenting Anger Translator: Navigating Daily Challenges with Kids
Get Pregnant Fast While I may not have addressed the nation or held discussions with world leaders, I face my own formidable audience: my kids. You know the type—those who seem to absorb the latest scores from their favorite sports teams or the latest gossip from reality TV but can’t seem to grasp the simple…