Tag: family advice
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Random Imperfect Wisdom for My Daughters in the Event of My Untimely Passing
Get Pregnant Fast Last night, I settled into a warm bath, ready to relax with a cold beer and a glossy magazine (don’t judge me). Just as I began to unwind, a peculiar little figure latched onto my thigh. “Who are you, mysterious rubbery creature? A souvenir from a fast-food meal? A bizarre toy from…
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The Ten Commandments of Back-to-School: A Guide for Parents
Get Pregnant Fast As the summer sun begins to set and the days grow shorter, the excitement of #backtoschool takes center stage. Prepare yourself, parents, for the upcoming school year with a touch of humor and a few guiding principles. Here are the Ten Commandments of Back-to-School that every parent should embrace. Thou shalt not…
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Toddler Bath Time: Frequency, Tips, and More
Get Pregnant Fast Making bath time enjoyable for your toddler can be a rewarding experience. Here are some practical tips to ensure your little one stays happy while getting squeaky clean. How to Bathe Your Toddler Bathing a toddler requires a bit of strategy, especially if your child is going through a phase where they…
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The Anti-Betty Draper Letter to My Daughters
Get Pregnant Fast By: Sarah Mitchell In the latest episode of Mad Men, viewers were left grappling with Betty’s alarming lung cancer diagnosis, a twist that elicited a mix of shock and a sense of poetic justice for the character often critiqued as a cold mother. However, what truly struck me was the letter Betty…
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Parenting Wisdom: What Not To Do
Get Pregnant Fast Let’s talk about the things you shouldn’t do. Life’s too short to waste time on regrets or unnecessary stress. Here’s a list of reminders to keep you grounded in the chaos of parenting: Don’t rush through life; every moment counts. Don’t shy away from indulging in dessert for breakfast—life’s too short! Don’t…
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10 Essential Lessons I Want My 10-Year-Old Son to Embrace
Get Pregnant Fast As I sit down to pen these thoughts, I realize that my actions speak louder than my words. The values I’ve instilled over the past decade have shaped who you are, and I hope I’ve done an adequate job in guiding you. Here are ten important lessons I want you to carry…
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Why Are Parents Choosing Unusual Names for Their Kids?
Get Pregnant Fast Dear America, Can we please talk about the trend of naming children some truly bizarre things? Seriously, it’s time to rethink these choices. Recently, I came across the news that a celebrity named his newborn son “Boomer,” which, let’s be honest, sounds more like a nickname for something you’d flush down a…
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Boys, You Can’t Just Pee Anywhere
Get Pregnant Fast To my beloved boys, I can only imagine how thrilling it must be to have a penis. If I were in your shoes, I know I’d be tempted to show it off and play around with it just like you do. However, as your mother, it’s my responsibility to guide you on…
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10 Unique Life Lessons I Want My Kids to Embrace
Get Pregnant Fast Dear Little Ones, As your dedicated mom, there’s a plethora of wisdom I yearn to share with you throughout your life. Some of it might seem like common sense—like treating others with respect, saying “please” and “thank you,” and not hitting when you’re angry. These are the fundamentals that loving parents have…