Tag: Parenting Humor
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18 Ways My Kids Have Made Me Uncool
Get Pregnant Fast Parenting has a way of shifting our focus from the latest trends to the everyday chaos of family life. As a parent, it often feels like I’m in a different universe, where cleaning the minivan and diaper duty take precedence over celebrity gossip and tech news. Working on a college campus, I…
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15 Ways I Embrace Mediocre Motherhood
Get Pregnant Fast By: Jamie Thompson The crumbs tucked in the highchair’s crevices? I like to call those “appetizers.” The crusty French fries lurking in the car seat are simply baby toys. You’ve heard of the “don’t text and drive” campaign, right? Well, this is part of the “don’t search your purse for baby snacks…
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I Don’t Need to Speak Like a Lady, Thank You Very Much
Get Pregnant Fast I firmly believe that a well-placed expletive has its rightful place in our language. As a woman, I assert my right to use words like “fiddle-faddle” just as freely as any man. My kids are well-acquainted with colorful language, and I admit, a good chunk of that has come from my mouth…
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When First-Time Parent Me Met Present-Day Me
Get Pregnant Fast Parenting has transformed me in ways I never imagined over the past nine years. If my first-time parent self could encounter my current self, it might go something like this: (knock on the door) First-Time Parent Me: Excuse me. Hi there! Sorry to intrude, but did you know your child is out…
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The Mother-in-Law Agreement: A Playful Pact for Family Harmony
Get Pregnant Fast The moment you welcome a baby boy into your life, a nagging thought creeps in: when will he leave me for another woman? Yes, you know that one day he’ll choose someone else, even if he spends his toddler years declaring you as his one true love. Let’s face it: the woman…
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10 Reasons My Teen is Way Better Than Your Little Kid
Get Pregnant Fast Parenting can take on many forms, and if you’re like me, having a teenager brings a unique set of joys. My son, Alex, entered my life when I was 25, and while my friends share tales of toddlers and their latest playdates, I’m over here discussing prom tux rentals and the latest…
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25 Frustrating Realities of Parenthood
Get Pregnant Fast Parenthood is a journey we all willingly embark on, and most of us wouldn’t trade it for anything. (Just keep repeating that until it sinks in.) However, let’s be real—there are some incredibly vexing aspects of this parenting adventure. Here are 25 things that might make you want to throw your hands…
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You Might Just Be a Suburban Mom If…
Get Pregnant Fast So, you find yourself nodding along to the following? You might just be a suburban mom, living the lifestyle that’s both amusing and relatable. Let’s dive into the signs that you’ve embraced this unique role. You’ve made unpaid volunteering at your child’s school your full-time gig. You’ve tried a variety of fitness…
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Chris Hemsworth’s Delightful Response to His Daughter’s Curious Request Is Relatable for All Parents
Get Pregnant Fast In a recent interview, actor Chris Hemsworth shared a hilarious yet heartfelt exchange with his four-year-old daughter, Lily, who boldly expressed her desire for a penis just like her brothers. This amusing moment highlights the challenges parents face when navigating complex topics with their children. While discussing his latest film, “The Huntsmen:…