Tag: humor
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If You Really Can’t Stand Someone, Send Them Glitter
Get Pregnant Fast We’ve all been there, caught in the throes of an intense argument with a friend. You know, the kind where you’re yelling, “Why won’t you LISTEN to me?” while your (soon-to-be-ex) friend interrupts you and twists your words into something ridiculous. It becomes a shouting match filled with dramatic insults, and the…
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Embracing Your Mid-30s: Where Being Uncool is the New Black
Get Pregnant Fast As I approach my 35th birthday, I’m excited to share my wish list that perfectly encapsulates the beauty of being uncool in your mid-30s. This collection of desires is as relatable as it is humorous, reflecting the joy of embracing life’s quirks at this age. Here’s what I’ve asked my partner and…
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You Might Not Be a Mom If…
You excitedly share “TGIF!” on your social media and have weekend plans that actually involve relaxation. You slice a piece of chocolate cake and enjoy it at the dining table like a true gourmet. You reach into your handbag and retrieve your intended item on the first attempt every time. You look down on those…
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The Hilarious Truth About Sex After Kids, According to Twitter Parents
Get Pregnant Fast When it comes to parenting, the humorous reality of post-kid intimacy is a topic that gets a lot of laughs for good reason. While your sex life isn’t completely over after having children (let’s hope!), it certainly takes a different turn. It’s not just a phase; it’s a whole new ball game.…
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A Pillow for Stress Relief: The Ultimate Solution for Moms
Get Pregnant Fast As mothers, we often find ourselves juggling a multitude of responsibilities that can lead to overwhelming stress. While we might rely on our go-to remedies, like a glass of wine at the end of the day, what if we told you there’s an instant stress-relief solution right under your roof? The creative…
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5 Misconceptions Kids Have About Life: A Friendly Reality Check
Get Pregnant Fast Let’s face it: kids can be a bit naive. They have a tendency to believe just about anything, and honestly, it can be quite amusing. Trust me, I’ve tested this theory more times than I can count—both for scientific curiosity and simply because it’s fun to mess with their innocent minds! However,…
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Hilarious Video Captures the Untold Realities of Childbirth
Get Pregnant Fast Updated: May 6, 2023 Originally Published: May 6, 2023 When it comes to giving birth, the truth is, nothing can truly prepare you. You might binge-watch every documentary and devour countless books, but when the moment arrives for that baby to make its exit, confusion, panic, and yes, even a little annoyance…
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What Family Dogs Are Grateful For This Year
Get Pregnant Fast Ah, Thanksgiving! The season when leaves blanket the ground, the days grow shorter, and we cozy up by the fire with our loved ones to feast on turkey, stuffing, and all the trimmings. True to tradition, we often overindulge, regretting our choices as we gather around the table to share what we’re…
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6 Phrases That Shift Meaning After Becoming a Parent
Get Pregnant Fast Being a parent transforms your life in ways you never anticipated. The once-familiar phrases you used to express feelings or intentions suddenly take on new meanings. Here are six phrases that will likely change for you after welcoming little ones into your world. 1. Let’s Get to It Before becoming parents, saying…
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What PMS Sounds Like in My Head
Get Pregnant Fast “Good morning! Everything feels terrible. Especially you. Seriously, you’re the worst.” “Ugh, it’s 8 AM already? Where’s my cheeseburger?” “I can’t stand your outfit. You look like you just rolled out of bed. Why even bother putting on a bra?” “Hey, have you ever thought about giving yourself bangs? Yes, that’s it!…