- You excitedly share “TGIF!” on your social media and have weekend plans that actually involve relaxation.
- You slice a piece of chocolate cake and enjoy it at the dining table like a true gourmet.
- You reach into your handbag and retrieve your intended item on the first attempt every time.
- You look down on those who drive minivans, thinking they must be missing out on life.
- You can sleep in past 7:30 AM on a Saturday without a care in the world.
- You can shut the bathroom door, and it actually stays closed for your entire visit.
- You can identify the mystery stains on your jeans, and they bother you.
- You’ve never engaged in a deep discussion about poop with other adults.
- You enjoy your coffee piping hot, and it stays that way until you finish it.
- You don’t instinctively cross your legs every time you need to pee.
- You expect your friends and family to celebrate your birthday with enthusiasm.
- You’ve never scrubbed your entire house with just a box of baby wipes.
- You’re caught up with your close friends via phone calls, not just texts.
- A Saturday night grocery run alone seems like a sad outing.
- You get a paper cut and reach for a fancy bandage, not just a plain one.
- You assume that odd-looking object on the floor is just a rogue raisin, not something more concerning.
- Your shower is meant for relaxation, not just getting clean.
- The radio is tuned to stations that play music you genuinely enjoy.
- You take a day off work when you’re actually feeling unwell.
- You freely buy new outfits or accessories without a second thought.
- You can leave Target with fewer than ten items in your cart.
- Returning from a vacation leaves you feeling refreshed, not drained.
- You find yourself complaining about your mom wanting to see you too often.
- You roll your eyes at other parents and say, “I’d never do that…”
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In summary, if you find that these scenarios resonate more with you than typical mom experiences, you might not be a mother just yet.
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