We’ve all been there, caught in the throes of an intense argument with a friend. You know, the kind where you’re yelling, “Why won’t you LISTEN to me?” while your (soon-to-be-ex) friend interrupts you and twists your words into something ridiculous. It becomes a shouting match filled with dramatic insults, and the only way to put an end to it is to hang up or unfollow them.
But what if there’s a better way to express your discontent? Enter Ship Your Enemies Glitter, a service that, for just $9.99, will dispatch an envelope filled with glitter to anyone you’d like—an adversary, a frenemy, or even that annoying colleague. I fully endorse this inventive service. Imagine sending a little packet of what they call “the herpes of the craft world” to your foe. Instead of slamming the phone down in anger or unfriending someone on social media, why not truly win the argument by ensuring that the person who wronged you will be finding sparkly remnants in their couch cushions for months?
What’s more, each glittery package includes an anonymous note explaining the reason for the glitter bomb—mine would probably read something like, “I’m sending you this because you’re a colossal jerk and we are no longer friends.” For those who struggle with expressing anger, this is a genius solution. An envelope of glitter is straightforward, poetic, and definitely hostile—but in a whimsical, My Little Pony kind of way. And let’s be honest, while $9.99 seems a bit steep for glitter, it’s the perfect price for a clever act of revenge.
To my adversaries, consider this a friendly heads-up.
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In summary, sending glitter is a cheeky yet effective way to convey your feelings to someone who has crossed you. It ensures they will remember you long after the dust settles—literally.
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