As I approach my 35th birthday, I’m excited to share my wish list that perfectly encapsulates the beauty of being uncool in your mid-30s. This collection of desires is as relatable as it is humorous, reflecting the joy of embracing life’s quirks at this age.
Here’s what I’ve asked my partner and child for this year:
- Candles (I even sent my husband a coupon!)
- Two pairs of cozy moccasins
- A pair of slipper booties
- A gift card for books
- A gift card for some new comfortable underwear
- Something pop culture related, like a fun pin or a quirky card I can frame
Now, just to clarify, I genuinely want all these items. But when I provide a list, it’s more like a buffet selection—my husband and daughter get to choose a couple of things to surprise me with. And yes, we’ve planned a romantic getaway to a “cabin in the woods” complete with a fireplace, which sounds delightful.
After saying all this out loud, I can’t help but feel like I’ve just resigned myself to a life of boredom. Yes, I’m 35 and a little “uncool,” but you know what? I’m totally fine with that. I’ve always favored comfy clothing, and if getting cozy were a competitive event, I’d win gold every time. Let’s be real—my idea of fun now includes a collection of candles that rivals a cat lady’s feline army.
A few weeks ago, I went to a bar with dancing, and I was called “ma’am” by a staff member. Instead of sulking in the corner, I confidently hit the dance floor, feeling like the wise elder among the youth. I even found myself starting a sentence with “in my day” and jokingly pointing out how our nights were a little less… shall we say, scandalous?
While some might cringe at the thought of embracing their “granny” style underwear, I’ve come to terms with it. The Fruit of the Loom aisle may be one of the saddest places on Earth, but I’d rather sport comfortable undies than feel uncomfortable in my own skin. You know what they say: “Granny panties don’t lead to spinsterhood”—that’s going on my tombstone.
And let’s not forget my trusty sweatpants with a hole—my ultimate source of comfort! Who needs a motivational mantra when you have soft cotton calling your name? Bring on the future, whether it’s 35, 40, or beyond. This year, I’m wishing for laser hair removal, and I can hardly wait.
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In summary, being in your mid-30s means embracing the uncool and finding joy in the simple things. Here’s to the cozy moments and the fun adventures still to come!
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