Tag: Parenting Humor
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The 6 Types of Parents You’ll Encounter at Target
Get Pregnant Fast We all know that Target is the go-to spot for just about everything. Whether it’s a rainy day, a boredom buster, or a quick run for toothpaste and paper towels that somehow turns into a cart full of linens, snacks, and toys, Target has become a staple in many families’ routines. After…
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How to Assemble Ikea Furniture in 35 Simple Steps
Get Pregnant Fast If you’ve ever tackled an Ikea furniture project, you might relate to the chaos it can bring—much like parenting. No matter how many times you swear off the hassle, the allure of that flat-pack promise is just too tempting. Here’s a foolproof strategy to ensure your next Ikea experience is less of…
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The 6 Tell-Tale Signs of Synthetic Children
Get Pregnant Fast In a recent remark that stirred up quite the conversation, designers like Luca Ferrara referred to babies conceived through IVF for same-sex couples as “synthetic.” Now, while I’m not an expert in reproductive methods like Ferrara—who is, after all, a fashion designer—there are some amusing ways to identify whether a child is…
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9 Types of Moms You’ll Encounter at Every Elementary School
Get Pregnant Fast As a mom navigating the school scene for nearly 15 years, I’ve keenly observed various types of mothers that seem to populate every elementary school, no matter where you are. Here are the nine archetypes that are bound to make an appearance: 1. The Pajama Mom This mom is an expert at…
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9 Times I Truly “Can’t Even” as a Mom
Get Pregnant Fast As I navigate the wild journey of motherhood, I often find myself uttering the phrase, “I can’t even.” It’s a simple yet powerful expression that sums up those overwhelming moments we all experience as moms. According to Urban Dictionary, this phrase has become a standalone sentence, and it’s not hard to see…
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Comedian Parodies Celebrity Mom Photos and Delivers a Hilarious Reality Check
Get Pregnant Fast In an amusing twist on celebrity culture, a comedian has taken to recreating the idyllic Instagram posts of famous mothers, bringing a dose of reality that’s refreshingly relatable. Prepare for some laughter as this talented performer holds nothing back in her witty interpretations. Meet Emily Carter Emily Carter, an Australian actress and…
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It’s Official: As a Parent, I Feel Nearly Obsolete
Get Pregnant Fast As a parent, I’ve come to realize that my usefulness has diminished significantly. Seriously—when did my kids grow up and decide they no longer needed me? I know it’s a positive development, yet it still stings a bit. Just last week, my youngest finally got his driver’s license. What a relief! Sitting…
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The New Year’s Resolutions Every Parent Dreams Their Child Would Make
Get Pregnant Fast As we dive into another year, many of us find ourselves reflecting on resolutions we may or may not have set. If you’re anything like me, you’ve probably already flubbed yours—or perhaps you skipped the whole thing altogether! Personally, I’ve never found resolutions to be particularly effective. However, I do wish my…
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After Enduring Months of Discomfort, Jenna Smith Diagnoses Herself with a Severe Case of ‘Mom’ Syndrome
Get Pregnant Fast Parenting is a whirlwind of joy and chaos, laughter and tears, and the occasional light saber to the stomach. As a mom, you often find yourself bearing the weight of your children’s belongings—whether you want to or not. It’s almost as if our bodies become magnets for anything cumbersome and awkwardly shaped,…
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Can Every Pediatrician in the World Watch This?
Get Pregnant Fast Updated: November 21, 2014 Originally Published: July 21, 2011 You know those moments when you can’t even manage to trim their toenails or remove a simple bandaid without triggering a full-on meltdown? It’s honestly quite impressive how such small tasks can lead to such big reactions! This article first appeared on July…