Tag: Toddler Chaos
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The Daily Wardrobe Changes of a Toddler
Get Pregnant Fast Parenting By Jamie Thompson 6:54 AM Our little fashionista greets the day in an adorable owl pajama set from the trendy Carter’s collection. However, her excitement leads to an unexpected morning shower, soaking the outfit completely. 7:03 AM Time for a change! I swap her into a onesie featuring my alma mater’s…
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What to Anticipate When I’m Not Anticipating You
Get Pregnant Fast If you happen to drop by my home unannounced, especially during the day when my partner is at work, brace yourself for a reality check about what you might encounter. Here’s a heads-up: this might just be your last visit. Let’s be real—I probably haven’t showered today. Sure, I might’ve freshened up…
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Thoughts Every (Normal) Parent Has Had
Get Pregnant Fast Let’s be real—while our love for our children is immeasurable, it’s also perfectly normal to have a few lingering thoughts that might not necessarily align with the Hallmark card version of parenting. If you’re a parent, you’ve probably experienced moments where you question your sanity or wonder if you’re the only one…
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Keep an Eye on Your Coffee, Friend!
Get Pregnant Fast Menu Parenting Keep an Eye on Your Coffee, Friend! by Jenna Matthews Updated: Aug. 13, 2015 Originally Published: July 12, 2002 This article was originally published on July 12, 2002 Hey there! Ready for more insightful reads? Sign up for our daily newsletter for more relatable stories from parenthood’s frontlines. As parents,…
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Your 1-Year-Old Toddler: Week 20 Menu and Parenting Insights
Get Pregnant Fast Ah, the delightful chaos of parenting a one-year-old! This week, we’ve got a little glimpse into the whirlwind of toddler antics. Picture this: your tiny tot just hurled a remote control across the room, striking a pose reminiscent of a martial arts movie, and lets out a triumphant “HI YA!” You can’t…
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Life With Toddlers: The Hilarious Truth According to Parents on Twitter
Get Pregnant Fast Updated: December 21, 2020 Originally Published: November 24, 2015 Welcoming a baby into your life can feel like an insurmountable challenge. Sleepless nights and a never-ending cycle of diaper changes may seem like the peak of parental trials, but just wait until you meet the toddler stage. Navigating life with a toddler…
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What This Mom Truly Needs: Oh Toodles!
Get Pregnant Fast Ah, the joys of parenting! It’s that magical hour—5 p.m.—when dinner prep collides with my kids’ relentless energy. While I’m trying to cook, my toddlers are in full-on chaos mode, and the TV becomes my survival tool. Enter the beloved “Mickey Mouse Clubhouse,” a show that seems to have an unbreakable hold…
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Third Children: The Myth of the Mellow Baby and Other Tall Tales
Get Pregnant Fast I’ve been meaning to share my thoughts on this topic for some time now. Honestly, I’ve been eager to write anything at all. However, I must be brief because I have a fleeting moment before my 19-month-old son embarks on any number of chaotic adventures: Digging through the trash for a snack…
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The Mommy Performance Evaluation
Get Pregnant Fast Employee Name/Position: Mom; Assistant to the Chief of Toddler Turmoil, Housekeeper, Culinary Artist, Social Coordinator, Laundry Executive, Arts & Crafts Chairperson, Educational Supervisor, Cookie & Crayon Custodian, Nap Management Consultant, On-Demand Toddler Specialist Supervisor/Title: Alex; CEO of Mom, Inc. & Chief of Toddler Turmoil Job Knowledge, Skills, & Abilities: Mom possesses a…