Tag: kids
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5 Ways Date Night Evolves After Kids
Preparation Get Pregnant Fast Before Kids: The excitement of date night would kick in at least an hour beforehand. You’d indulge in a long shower, meticulously choose the perfect outfit, and spend time curling your hair and applying makeup just right. Meanwhile, your partner would shave and spritz on your favorite scent. Off you’d go…
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Dear Kids, Let’s Keep Some Things Private
Get Pregnant Fast Hey there, kiddos! I think it’s time we have a little heart-to-heart about our family dynamics. We might be a bit quirky, and sometimes we share a bit too much with people outside our close-knit circle. While we might not be as unusual as I think, I’ve noticed that many other families…
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Why Parents Can’t Enjoy Bathroom Privacy
Get Pregnant Fast If you’ve ever wondered why parents seem to struggle with the simple act of showering or using the bathroom in peace, you’re not alone. The questions often pop up: “Why don’t you just lock the door?” or “They’ll be fine for a few minutes, right?” The truth is, the answer is simple—kids.…
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The Everyday Dilemmas We Wish Schools Addressed
Get Pregnant Fast In a world where education often overlooks the practical challenges of daily life, let’s explore some relatable scenarios that many families face. How Much Coffee Should Parents Consume Before Communication is Safe? If a represents the hours dedicated to household chores, If b accounts for the hours spent navigating through dreadful traffic,…
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5 Clever Strategies to Keep My Kids Quiet
Get Pregnant Fast By: Sarah Thompson Updated: Feb. 18, 2023 Originally Published: Jan. 5, 2013 1. Sweeten the Deal with Candy Nothing grabs their attention quite like candy—especially suckers. These delightful treats last longer and maintain their flavor, giving you at least five precious minutes of silence as they suck away. Starburst candies are another…
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5 Reasons I Absolutely Detest Balloons
Get Pregnant Fast Balloons. They seem to be universally loved, but not by me. Here’s why: The Great Escape Artist No matter how many times you instruct your child to keep a firm grip on their balloon—whether it’s tied to their wrist, the stroller, or secured with knots that would impress any sailor—those things have…
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Hey, Kids: For the Love of All That’s Holy, Use a Tissue!
Get Pregnant Fast I know this might sound odd, but I have a pressing question that I need to ask. It’s a bit embarrassing, but here goes… How do you get dried boogers off walls? As I typed that out, I braced myself for the inevitable wave of judgment from fellow parents on social media.…
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More Generation X References That My Kids Just Don’t Understand
Get Pregnant Fast I spotted him in the backyard yesterday—the season’s first rabbit. With a big, buck-toothed grin, he hopped through the trees and onto my lawn. Each spring and summer, this little guy wreaks havoc on my grass, chomping down on tender shoots and leaving behind unsightly bald patches, along with a collection of…
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Hey There, Kiddo: Let’s Talk About Your Toilet Paper Usage
Get Pregnant Fast Listen up, my young friend. We’ve never had a heart-to-heart about this, like those times when we sat together on my bed, knees touching, you avoiding eye contact while I tried to explain why sharing certain photos is a bad idea. Remember? I told you to stick to sending boring lunch pics…