Listen up, my young friend. We’ve never had a heart-to-heart about this, like those times when we sat together on my bed, knees touching, you avoiding eye contact while I tried to explain why sharing certain photos is a bad idea. Remember? I told you to stick to sending boring lunch pics or your new quirky sweater instead. And sure, I eventually caved and said maybe some selfies were okay—just keep it above the neck, alright?
But here we are again, facing another crucial topic that needs addressing. When it comes to peeing, there’s no need to wrap yourself in an entire roll of toilet paper like you’re preparing for a mummy-themed party. I get it; your aim isn’t great, and you might be a bit lazy. But come on, it’s time to be more mindful. Sometimes, I find that massive ball of tissue lying forlornly on the floor, looking up at me as if to say, “I once stood tall as a tree, providing shade and shelter. Now look at my sad fate!”
And let’s not forget, you know you’re cleaning your own body, right? You don’t need a fortress of cotton to protect yourself. Unless you’re somehow wiping while still peeing, there shouldn’t be a whole lot of mess to deal with. I promise you, a little urine won’t burn your skin off. Just take a deep breath and make do with four sheets or so, okay?
Fun Fact
Toilet paper wasn’t even a thing until 1857! Can you imagine what people used before that? Leaves? Animal pelts? It’s a bit unsettling to think about. Thankfully, we live in an age where we can conveniently grab a roll from Costco or even snag some from a gas station bathroom. So let’s appreciate this luxury without turning it into a baseball mitt on your hand. After all, we have a big family, and toilet paper isn’t exactly free, alright?
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In summary, let’s keep our toilet paper usage in check. A little goes a long way, and your bathroom habits could use some improvement.
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