Tag: Parenting Humor
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10 Signs You’re a Parent on Vacation
Get Pregnant Fast When you’re a parent taking a break, the experience can be both delightful and a tad surreal. Here are ten unmistakable signs that you’re navigating the world of vacationing while managing the joys of parenthood: You dedicate around 90% of your trip to hunting for the perfect souvenirs for your kids. Yes,…
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15 Questions Every New Mother Contemplates
Get Pregnant Fast As a new mom, I’ve discovered that I have plenty of time to think—though not the kind that allows for cleaning or laundry, but rather the kind that invites deep reflection while waiting for my coffee to brew. In the early days of motherhood, I found myself grappling with a myriad of…
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I Really Need to Break Free from PMS (A.K.A. Perfect Mom Syndrome)
Get Pregnant Fast Hey there, adult children! Thanks for dropping by and for reminding me of all the parenting blunders I’ve made over the years. Love you dearly! Reflecting on my journey through the chaotic world of motherhood (let’s call it the parenting front lines), I often find myself acknowledging that I’ve been both a…
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The People at Your Local Coffee Shop: A Pre- and Post-Parenting Perspective
Get Pregnant Fast Here I am, enjoying a quiet moment at my local coffee shop without kids in tow! Don’t be too envious; I just left the dentist’s office and have a preschool pickup in just 40 minutes. Since I’m used to hanging out with toddlers and preschoolers, the diverse crowd at this café feels…
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The Epic Battle of Butt Wiping: A Parenting Saga
Get Pregnant Fast Being a parent is more than just tending to scrapes and leaks; it’s a grand experiment filled with trial and error that could rival any scientific endeavor. When you find a method that works, you stick with it—until it doesn’t, which usually happens approximately ten minutes after your moment of triumph. You…
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What If Moms Were Uber Drivers? A Hilarious Take
Get Pregnant Fast Imagine a world where moms took on the role of Uber drivers. Instead of the usual sleek sedans or SUVs, picture the mom-mobile: a vehicle filled with crumby snack remnants, toys scattered about, and the occasional sippy cup lurking under the seat. This humorous concept was brought to life in a delightful…
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Once Again, Mark Thompson Drives Parents to Make Their Kids Cry
Get Pregnant Fast In a delightful repeat of his annual prank, Mark Thompson is back at it, encouraging parents to bring their children to tears once more. For five years running, this comedic mastermind has infiltrated homes, leading parents to shatter their little ones’ spirits—and it’s utterly hilarious. Picture this: a young child, heartbroken and…
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The Hilarious Truth About Sick Days with Kids: Insights from Parents on Twitter
Get Pregnant Fast Navigating through your child’s early years without encountering a slew of viruses is nearly a fantasy. The constant wave of childhood illnesses can be one of the most challenging aspects of parenting. Thankfully, the humorous parents on Twitter have experienced this germ-filled ordeal and are here to share a laugh with you.…