Tag: humorous parenting
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8 Messy Disasters My Kids Create
Get Pregnant Fast As a child, Sundays were far from my favorite day. Instead of relaxing, I’d wake up at dawn, armed with furniture polish, to tackle a dining room table that looked like it belonged in a museum. This massive, wooden beast could easily seat a small army, and by the time I was…
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The Google Search History of a 6-Year-Old Boy
Get Pregnant Fast Menu | Parenting By Jordan Miller Updated: Aug. 21, 2015 Originally Published: May 5, 2012 I have to express my gratitude to the genius who developed Internet parental controls. Navigating the world of parenting in today’s tech-centric society can be quite daunting. The moment my young son first earnestly requested his own…
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Dear New Neighbor,
Get Pregnant Fast Welcome to the neighborhood! I feel compelled to reach out and explain why my household might seem like a chaotic mess. First off, I apologize for not dropping by sooner to introduce myself. I noticed you waving this morning, and I attempted to wave back, but my coffee mug had other plans—let’s…
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7 Insights Gained from Experimenting with Various Diets
Get Pregnant Fast Ah, that unmistakable aroma of patchouli, artisanal glycerin soap infused with cilantro, and the scent of fresh paper from the second mortgages people took out just to shop at that place—enough to overwhelm even the most stubborn cold. But when it comes to diet trends, they have it all figured out. They…
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12 Nostalgic Habits from the ’90s I Never Thought I’d Revisit
Get Pregnant Fast Parenting can lead us to believe that we’ve outgrown our youthful antics. Yet, as I navigate adulthood and parenthood, I find myself repeating some of those quirky behaviors from my teenage years. Here’s a look at the amusing things I’ve found myself doing again. Shouting at Kids from the Car Before smartphones…
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19 Ways Kids Can Drive Parents Up the Wall
Get Pregnant Fast We adore our children with all our hearts, yet they have an uncanny ability to test our patience. One moment, you’re a composed parent, and the next, you’re hiding in the bathroom with a half-eaten bag of stale chips. It’s almost like kids have a sixth sense for pushing us to our…
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The 10 Most Frustrating Parenting Tips You’ll Encounter
Get Pregnant Fast Parenting is undoubtedly one of life’s most rewarding experiences, but it often comes with unsolicited advice that can be downright annoying. Here are the top ten pieces of parenting advice that can really test your patience. “Have you thought about names for the baby?” Oh, really? I had no idea that was…
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Dressing Your Newborn for Brunch: A Comedic Guide
Get Pregnant Fast Dressing a newborn for brunch might seem like a simple task—especially if you’re used to getting ready in a flash. I mean, how long could it possibly take, right? After all, it’s just a baby. Well, let me tell you, the reality can be a bit more chaotic than you’d expect. Picture…
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Dear Kids,
Get Pregnant Fast You all have an endless supply of questions that seem to come at me like a relentless wave. From the simple (how can you love us all equally?) to the profound (what comes after we die?) and even to the awkward (but how did I end up in your tummy?), I find…