Tag: humor
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Excuse Me, You’re on My Chest: A Journey Through Motherhood
Get Pregnant Fast Updated: Aug. 21, 2015 Originally Published: Sep. 30, 2012 A pivotal moment in my life occurred when my four-year-old son accidentally stepped on my chest, awakening me to the undeniable reality of my body and the changes it had undergone. No, I’m not into anything risqué—unless you count my obsession with sleep.…
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An Open Letter to the Self-Proclaimed Sleep Guru
Get Pregnant Fast Dear Self-Proclaimed Sleep Guru, I’m honestly not shocked that you’ve appointed yourself as the go-to sleep authority. It seems every friend group has that one parent who, after skimming through a couple of parenting guides, suddenly believes they possess a doctorate in child sleep patterns. The self-assured one who talks about parenting…
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The Unpleasant Truths of Midlife: The ‘Sneeze-Pee Fusion’ and More
Get Pregnant Fast When I was in my twenties, the thought of aging felt like a distant fantasy. My forties and fifties seemed like a lifetime away—mostly because they were! If I had taken a moment to envision what midlife would entail, I would have probably pictured myself in stretchy polyester pants, wearing pantyhose with…
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If My Husband Were the Babysitter, He’d Be Out of a Job
Get Pregnant Fast When my husband Ethan was a child, his mother was the primary provider while his father faced a stretch of unemployment. For his mom, these years are a point of pride, showcasing her determination and hard work. However, his dad jokingly refers to his time at home as “the time I babysat…
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10 Ways I Lowered My Parenting Standards While Pregnant
Get Pregnant Fast If there’s one thing I’ve come to realize, it’s that pregnancy and parenting don’t exactly go hand in hand. With a little one growing inside you, it’s nearly impossible to maintain your parenting prowess. While I’ve never claimed to be the perfect parent, my journey through this pregnancy has taken me to…
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The Friend My Partner Could Marry If I Pass Away
Get Pregnant Fast Navigating the complexities of life and death is never easy, especially when it comes to the future of our loved ones. My partner, Andy, boasts a family history relatively free of serious health issues, which stands in stark contrast to my own lineage—characterized by a mix of resilience and various ailments. While…
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Solo Honeymoon Adventure Yields Hilariously Relatable Photos
Get Pregnant Fast Honeymoons are typically a time for couples to unwind and bond, but what happens when one partner is left behind? This was the predicament faced by Mia Thompson, who married her husband, Mark, about seven months ago. The couple had planned an idyllic honeymoon in Greece, but due to some unfortunate visa…
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The Morning Madness of Raising Teenagers: A Survival Guide
Get Pregnant Fast Mornings can be a real challenge for parents, especially when you have two teenagers at home. It’s often a scene reminiscent of a disaster movie; think of the chaos and confusion that Tom Hanks experienced in Castaway—that’s how it feels getting through the morning routine with teens. Now, if you’re one of…
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Essential Oils Every Mom Wishes Were Real
Get Pregnant Fast If you’ve ever found yourself in a group of fellow moms discussing the latest parenting woes, chances are you’ve heard someone say, “There’s an oil for that.” I’ll admit, I’ve even been the one to suggest that a dab of peppermint oil might just relieve the stress of dealing with a lively…
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You Can Rest When You’re Gone: A Realistic Guide for New Parents
Get Pregnant Fast Updated: April 22, 2021 Originally Published: Jan. 12, 2017 Becoming a parent is a journey like no other, and while certain things in life become easier with repetition—such as procrastination and perhaps even enjoying a glass of wine—raising children is not one of them. The first year with an infant is undeniably…