Updated: April 22, 2021
Originally Published: Jan. 12, 2017
Becoming a parent is a journey like no other, and while certain things in life become easier with repetition—such as procrastination and perhaps even enjoying a glass of wine—raising children is not one of them. The first year with an infant is undeniably challenging, but brace yourself; the subsequent years can make that first year feel like a gentle stroll in the park. (You can interpret “stroll” either as a leisurely walk or a chaotic dash—your choice!) Each developmental stage of your child brings forth a new set of hurdles that will undoubtedly test your patience and sanity. While you may never feel completely prepared for the rollercoaster that is parenthood, here are some nuggets of wisdom to help navigate the chaos:
Sleep is a Luxury You’ll Have to Forego.
From the moment you conceive, your sleep schedule will be flipped upside down. This disruption is not just a mother’s burden; fathers will find their rest interrupted as well—think of those late-night discussions about the pros and cons of various cribs. So, when you find yourself bleary-eyed, know you’re not alone.
Avoid Attachment to the Non-Washable.
Your little one is bound to create messes—spills, stains, and leaks will become your daily reality. Whether it’s on your clothing, your partner, the couch, or even the family pet, nothing is safe. So, keep your most cherished items out of reach.
Don’t Let Santa Steal Your Spotlight.
If you let your kids believe that Santa is all-knowing and magical, you may find your 5-year-old withholding gift ideas because “Santa already knows what I want!” When you finally manage to extract their wish, it might be something entirely unrealistic, leading to frustration on both sides. Remember, kids and Santa often lack a true understanding of money and value.
Punctuality Will Become a Myth.
Prepare for mornings that stretch from 30 minutes to a couple of hours. The simple act of getting out the door can quickly turn into a major production. You might lay out clothes the night before and wake up early to leave on time, only to encounter an unexpected meltdown over a “crunchy” pair of pants. Expect tears—yours included—before you even reach the office.
Traveling with Kids is its Own Kind of Torture.
Family road trips can be enjoyable, provided you’re not in the same vehicle as your children. Load up on movies, snacks, and games, but remember to bring earplugs. Even with all the preparations, you might find yourself fantasizing about jumping out of the car during the first leg of the journey. And if a baby bottle accidentally falls in a gas station bathroom, do yourself a favor—leave it there.
Nice Things? Forget About It.
Kids have a knack for breaking everything—your possessions, your spirit, your bank account. But don’t fret; duct tape and credit cards exist for a reason.
You Can Lead a Horse to Water, but Not to the Potty.
Children have a unique talent for asserting control at the most inconvenient times, especially right before they’re ready to be potty trained. Your previously compliant toddler may suddenly rebel against your every request, particularly when you’re under stress. Just remember: as a parent, you might control little beyond your own caffeine intake and social media privacy settings.
You’ve Got This!
Parenting is full of tough moments that will have you questioning your decisions. But remember, you are built to tackle challenges head-on. Just keep believing in yourself—and stock up on duct tape. As the saying goes, “What doesn’t kill us only raises our blood pressure and stains the carpet.”
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Summary
Parenthood is a wild ride filled with unexpected challenges and lessons. From sleepless nights to messy days, the journey is both exhausting and rewarding. Embrace the chaos, keep a sense of humor, and remember you’re not alone in this adventure.