Tag: humor
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33 Thoughts a Mom Has When She’s Behind the Wheel
Get Pregnant Fast Once upon a time, before the chaos of motherhood took over, slipping into my car was as effortless as sliding on my favorite pair of shoes. It was my escape route to leisurely outings, from coffee dates to shopping sprees. But now? Well, let’s just say the ambiance has changed—and not for…
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12 Creative Job Titles for Parents
Get Pregnant Fast Parenting is filled with unexpected tasks that often feel like a series of odd jobs. When I stepped into the world of parenthood, I discovered a whole new set of roles I never anticipated. Here are twelve of those quirky job titles that come with the territory: Sippy Cup Lid Supervisor I’m…
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Here Are Some Monday Memes for Your Mood: Because Food Makes Everything Better
Get Pregnant Fast Most Mondays start with the best intentions. We promise ourselves we won’t rush the kids to school, we won’t lose our cool during those inevitable sibling squabbles, and we’ll whip up healthy meals packed with leafy greens instead of carb-laden comfort foods. But deep down, we know that nothing quite compares to…
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Excuse Me, But Is That a Third Breast in My Armpit?
Get Pregnant Fast The journey of first-time pregnancy is undeniably exhilarating. While subsequent pregnancies can also be filled with wonder, nothing quite compares to the thrill of the first, where each change feels like a brand-new adventure. I relished my initial pregnancy until I discovered a lump the size of a kiwi developing in my…
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We Are a Family That Celebrates the Joys of Bodily Sounds
Get Pregnant Fast My husband didn’t let one rip in front of me until our honeymoon. That was nearly two decades ago, but I can still picture it vividly. We were in twin rocking chairs on the porch of a charming cabin overlooking the Pacific Ocean. As we chatted and enjoyed the view, my handsome…
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Mom’s Take on ‘Pregnant Sex’ Is All Too Real
Get Pregnant Fast Navigating pregnancy is no walk in the park. Your body goes through a whirlwind of changes that can leave you feeling less than glamorous and utterly drained. Amidst the chaos, you might wonder how your partner still wants to be intimate with you. While some women embrace the idea of sex during…
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10 Reasons I Didn’t Pick Up the Call
Get Pregnant Fast I see the screen lighting up, feel the vibration in my pocket, and hear the ring-a-ling, but I’m hitting that decline button. Before you take it personally, let me share my top 10 reasons for not answering. I was mediating a fierce argument over a missing Lego piece. Trust me, you didn’t…
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Is Parenthood Making You Feel Older?
Get Pregnant Fast Ah, the age-old question: Is parenthood accelerating the aging process? As the iconic Will Smith once said, “Parents just don’t understand.” Suddenly, the once trendy young adult morphs into a parent, and the transition can feel like a fast track to middle age. No trendy wardrobe, hip playlist, or clever quips can…