33 Thoughts a Mom Has When She’s Behind the Wheel

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Once upon a time, before the chaos of motherhood took over, slipping into my car was as effortless as sliding on my favorite pair of shoes. It was my escape route to leisurely outings, from coffee dates to shopping sprees. But now? Well, let’s just say the ambiance has changed—and not for the better.

Here are 33 thoughts that cross my mind when I’m driving:

1. What is that awful smell?
2. I really need to remember to crack the windows at night for some fresh air.
3. When will this child figure out how to buckle himself in?
4. A full-sized trash bag should probably be a permanent fixture in here.
5. Why are my cup holders always overflowing?
6. Maybe I should invest in more cup holders.
7. Can you even buy extra cup holders for cars? I wonder if stroller cup holders fit somewhere.
8. No, we are NOT listening to Disney Radio again.
9. I can never find a pen when I need one!
10. Do you think the bank would accept a check written in crayon?
11. I should really toss out yesterday’s fast food wrappers before we hit the drive-thru again.
12. Maybe that odor is a rogue chicken nugget hiding under the seats.
13. Why is my steering wheel sticky?
14. Every business should have a drive-through. I will happily travel across town for the dry cleaner with a drive-through. If I ever open a business, it will definitely have one.
15. That counting app is seriously driving me nuts.
16. I wonder if the baby will ever wear those headphones.
17. Wow, listen to him count! He’s sooooo smart!
18. The drive-through lady just called me by name. At least she remembers I always want extra Polynesian sauce.
19. I might just throw that iPad out the window if he doesn’t switch apps soon.
20. I wonder if I can make it home before he starts screaming for those chicken nuggets.
21. breaks chicken nuggets into tiny pieces to share
22. Wait, does he have stickers?
23. No stickers on my windows, please!
24. Do we even own Goo Gone?
25. Oh hey, minivan dad! I see you and your kid wagon; I’m totally jealous of that DVD player.
26. So many red lights, so little time before nap time.
27. My next car should definitely have Wi-Fi so we can stream something other than this counting app.
28. Is this chicken nugget-covered salad really healthy? Could I just get a #1 combo instead?
29. Oh no, don’t even think about falling asleep back there!
30. sings loudly to keep him awake
31. Almost home, almost home, almost home.
32. Please transfer, please transfer, please transfer!
33. Seriously, what is that smell??

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In summary, motherhood brings a whirlwind of thoughts, especially while driving. From navigating the chaotic clutter to wishing for drive-throughs everywhere, it’s a rollercoaster ride. But we wouldn’t trade these moments for anything!