Tag: humor
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What the Professionals Advise vs. What I Really Think
Advice vs. Reality Get Pregnant Fast What I hear: …before breakfast. What they say: “Never go to bed angry.” What I hear: …at yourself. It’s totally okay to be mad at him; he was probably being a jerk. What they say: “Consume 5 servings of fruits and vegetables a day.” What I hear: …as a…
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30 Hilarious Things Parents Say in the Middle of the Night
Get Pregnant Fast Parenting is a wild ride, especially when the clock strikes midnight. My partner, Jamie, and I have been navigating parenthood for over a decade with our three kids, and let me tell you, the things we say in the wee hours are downright comical. Sleep deprivation has a magical way of turning…
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12 Personal Truths I Choose to Embrace
Get Pregnant Fast We all have quirks and characteristics that we aren’t particularly fond of. Trust me, my list of self-criticisms is extensive, far outweighing the aspects I appreciate about myself. But isn’t it time we start embracing our imperfections? None of us can be as witty as Tina Fey, as fit as Michelle Obama,…
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12 Essential Insights I’ve Gained About 12-Year-Old Boys
Get Pregnant Fast As my son recently celebrated his 12th birthday, I invited six of his friends over for a sleepover. It was an eye-opening experience, and I gathered some fascinating observations about this unique age group: Girls? What Girls? These boys hardly mention girls. It’s like they have a secret code for discussing them,…
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10 Parenting Tweets That Truly Reflect the Parenting Journey
Get Pregnant Fast Parenting is an adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of relatable moments. Here’s a fresh take on ten tweets that perfectly encapsulate the wild ride of raising kids. They resonate with all of us who are navigating the ups and downs of parenthood. “Why do children always insist on asking the…
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“Hello from the Mom Side” Perfectly Captures the Chaos of Motherhood
Get Pregnant Fast What is it about Adele’s “Hello” video that makes it such ripe material for parody? Is it the moody sepia tones? The dramatic wind blowing through her hair? The fabulous coat? While all of these elements have inspired some good laughs, the parenting parody really stands out. Singer-songwriter Julie Thompson hilariously showcases…
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The Ten Commandments of Back-to-School: A Guide for Parents
Get Pregnant Fast As the summer sun begins to set and the days grow shorter, the excitement of #backtoschool takes center stage. Prepare yourself, parents, for the upcoming school year with a touch of humor and a few guiding principles. Here are the Ten Commandments of Back-to-School that every parent should embrace. Thou shalt not…
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13 Signs You’ve Embraced the Costco Lifestyle
Get Pregnant Fast I still vividly remember the day our local Costco opened its doors. The lines were endless, snaking around the parking lot and nearly reaching the neighboring hardware store. Excited shoppers clutched their wallets, eager for the deals inside. It felt like a celebrity was about to make an appearance. I was right…
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If Trump Were a Working Mother: A Satirical Twist on His Tweets
Get Pregnant Fast Imagine if Donald Trump were navigating the trials and tribulations of being a working mother in today’s hectic world. His tweets, which often reflect his unique perspective, would undoubtedly take on a whole new tone. Instead of sharing grievances about his hair or his wife’s weight, we might see a glimpse into…