Tag: humor
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Things My Body Can’t Handle at This Age
Get Pregnant Fast Aging is a reality, and I’ve certainly noticed it creeping up on me. I’ve celebrated over 861 birthdays, and it feels like my body is keeping score in the most brutal way possible. Gerald Ford was in office when I took my first breath, and the Vietnam War wrapped up shortly after…
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Everything I Learned About Parenting Came from High School
Get Pregnant Fast When I was a high school student, I enrolled in a Sociology class where we tackled two significant life events: marriage and parenting. We partnered up, planned a wedding, and created a mock ceremony complete with white gowns, veils, and cake in the school auditorium. One memorable moment was when our teacher,…
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Dear Max, I’d Like to Nominate Myself as Your Date to the Oscars
Get Pregnant Fast Hey Max! Can I call you that? First off, I owe you an apology. After seeing your incredible performance in The Wilderness, I finally understood the meaning behind that messy hairdo you rocked for months. I was a tad concerned about your scruffy look, but now it all makes sense. I’m sorry…
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When You Have to Bring Your Kids Along to the Gynecologist
Get Pregnant Fast After my third C-section, I made the decision to undergo a tubal ligation. Let’s be honest—I’m not exactly the youngest mom on the block, and after three successful pregnancies that brought three healthy kids into the world, the thought of expanding our family to six felt utterly overwhelming. In fact, just the…
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20 Tweets That Showcase What Counts as Exercise After Having Kids
Get Pregnant Fast Hey parents, it’s that time of year when we try to kick unhealthy habits to the curb and focus on shedding those holiday pounds. But let’s face it, being a parent makes this a monumental task. Every attempt to exercise seems to be interrupted by little ones needing our attention, and healthy…
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Mom Pranks Daughter Into Thinking It’s Time for School After Nap—A Hilarious Story!
Get Pregnant Fast When it comes to pulling off a good joke, few can rival the creativity of Jennifer Lark. Recently, her nine-year-old daughter, Mia, learned that firsthand after waking up from a long nap and being tricked into thinking it was time for school. Jennifer seized the moment for a classic prank, and the…
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Moms and Their Disgusting Instincts: A Reality Check
Get Pregnant Fast Today, I found myself picking a booger, and believe it or not, it wasn’t even mine! It was one of those moments where instinct kicked in—an almost primal urge to rid my child of the offending nasal hitchhiker. My daughter walked up to me, and there it was, perched on her nose…
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15 Slow Things That Are Quicker Than My Toddler
Get Pregnant Fast Yesterday morning, I found myself watching my 2-year-old, Mia, struggle to put on her sock for nearly ten minutes. She managed to trap the edge between her last two toes, and every time I offered assistance, she adamantly declared, “I can do it!” in that stubborn toddler fashion. With her brow furrowed…