Everything I Learned About Parenting Came from High School

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When I was a high school student, I enrolled in a Sociology class where we tackled two significant life events: marriage and parenting. We partnered up, planned a wedding, and created a mock ceremony complete with white gowns, veils, and cake in the school auditorium. One memorable moment was when our teacher, a charming new addition to the faculty who had captured the attention of many female seniors, played my father and walked me down the aisle.

We engaged in role-playing scenarios that showcased conflict and confrontation; before our pretend wedding, my friend Mike had to persuade my “dad” to let us tie the knot. It was a tiny taste of what marriage might entail, and while I appreciate the effort, I realize now that simulating real-life marriage is an impossible task. The complexities of relationships—partner personalities, finances, and in-laws—are far more intricate than any classroom exercise can convey.

Next, we were assigned the task of having a baby. Each of us received a 10-pound sack of flour—our “baby”—which we named (I chose the name Emma, inspired by my favorite character from a popular show). The rules were strict: we couldn’t leave it unattended or stow it away in our backpacks. It had to be treated like a real infant.

Now that I’m a parent myself, I can confidently say that the flour sack barely scratched the surface of what it means to care for a child. I’ve come to realize that several high school classes surprisingly equipped me for this journey.

1. Drama

A crucial skill for any parent is the ability to act. Whether it’s using silly voices or maintaining a straight face during a tantrum, being able to express emotions creatively is essential. I can be stern while chuckling inside, and I’ve mastered the art of being a horse, a pig, or even Wonder Woman—all while singing in ridiculous frog voices.

2. Debate/Negotiation

“It’s bedtime.” “Why?” “Because you need to rest.” “Why?” “Because you’re three.” “How about one more book before bed?” “Just get into bed.”

3. Algebra

If x represents the hours left before a toddler wakes me, and y is the sleep I need, then y – x equals NOT ENOUGH HOURS IN THE DAY.

4. Chemistry

Here’s a fun equation: a new baby (NB) plus a hormonal new mom (HN) multiplied by postpartum anxiety, combined with a calm partner (CP). The outcome? Still figuring it out, but it’s definitely a bubbling mix!

5. Music Appreciation/Band

Remember enduring a fifth-grade concert where kids struggled to play the theme to Mickey Mouse? That experience prepares you for any noise your child will create as they explore their musical talents. You may not have been a prodigy back then, but you’ve got the patience now.

6. Physical Education

Although I spent more time daydreaming than playing during field hockey, the skills I honed in creating silly songs about our quirky coach will come in handy someday—right?

7. Home Economics

Ah, home ec. While my sewing skills are non-existent (thanks to a particularly ugly pink outfit I once made), I’ve mastered cooking a full meal from appetizers to dessert using Pillsbury biscuits.

Thanks to Elkhart Memorial High School for preparing me, albeit indirectly, for the rollercoaster of parenting. For more insights, check out this interesting post on intracervicalinsemination.org. And if you’re considering home insemination, Make a Mom offers trusted at-home insemination kits. Plus, don’t miss out on this excellent resource for pregnancy and home insemination: WebMD.

In summary, while high school may not have fully prepared me for the realities of parenting, it certainly provided some valuable lessons that I draw upon daily.


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