Tag: humor
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The Day I Became My Wife’s Fourth Child
Get Pregnant Fast It was an unforgettable day in the Cayman Islands, where my wife Sarah and I found ourselves at a turtle farm while celebrating our 11th wedding anniversary. As part of our cruise, we had lined up various excursions, and Sarah had suggested this one. To be honest, I wasn’t too thrilled about…
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Time for Sleep: A Monologue
Get Pregnant Fast “Alright, time for sleep!” I called out with all the patience I could muster. I understand you’re not ready, but the hour has come. Please, for the love of all that is holy, return your shoes and socks to their rightful spots. Both shoes, and all the socks. I can tell they…
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Cryptic Expressions: The Language of Parenting
Get Pregnant Fast “Smart cookies, kid.” I often find myself saying this to my children when we share similar thoughts. Alternatively, I might mutter, “If I had a dollar…” and leave it hanging there. On days when I feel particularly nostalgic, I might say, “If I had a nickel…” but honestly, my kids have no…
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15 Common Parenting Phrases That Aren’t Really Helpful
Get Pregnant Fast My father used to say, “You can sit in your mess kit, but eventually, you’ll have to eat it.” While I get what he meant—essentially that our actions have consequences—the imagery leaves much to be desired. Seriously, who would eat something like that? Even the most desperate survivalists on shows like Naked…
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13 Moments Every Mom Should Prepare For a Little Gas
Get Pregnant Fast Navigating motherhood comes with its fair share of surprises, and one of the most unexpected (and often embarrassing) revelations is just how gassy you can become after having kids. I remember my first pregnancy vividly, armed with every book I could find and advice from friends, thinking I was ready for anything.…
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Need to Pretend You’re Pregnant? This Website Has You Covered
Get Pregnant Fast In the realm of gag gifts, Fake-A-Baby.com claims to offer some of the most outrageous items available. Their standout product? A $9.95 fake ultrasound. But that’s not all; the site also stocks faux pregnancy bellies, imitation proof of pregnancy documents, and something dubbed “fake pregnant boobs.” Yes, you read that right. When…
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The “Chic Melancholy Make-Up Look”: A Parody Tutorial That Highlights Mental Health Stigmas
Get Pregnant Fast In a world where millions grapple with depression and various mental health challenges, the stigma surrounding these conditions remains a significant barrier to understanding and empathy. To shed light on this issue, a clever YouTuber has crafted a humorous yet poignant make-up tutorial that captures the essence of living with mental illness.…
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Patton Oswalt’s Heartfelt Reflections on Grief Will Touch Your Soul
Get Pregnant Fast In a touching display of vulnerability, comedian and actor Patton Oswalt recently shared his profound experience with grief following the unexpected loss of his wife. Just 102 days have passed since his beloved partner, who was an acclaimed crime writer, passed away suddenly in her sleep at the age of 46. This…
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50 Reasons Your Toddler Might Be Awake Right Now
Those socks? Totally uncomfortable. Dinner is now a top priority, even if it was previously deemed “too spicy” (plain butter pasta, anyone?). Pajamas are under scrutiny—time for a change due to “religious” beliefs from the Church of Annoying Toddler. The seams on the toddler’s socks are on the wrong side. Major crisis alert! They need…