Tag: humor
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Supermom and That Dreaded Silica Gel!
Get Pregnant Fast It was just another typical Friday evening. After a long day at work, I returned home to find my husband, Mark, a stay-at-home dad, looking utterly spent from a day of wrangling our energetic 2-year-old. As soon as I unloaded the groceries from my car, he declared that he was ready to…
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How to Embrace Imperfection and Still Raise a Remarkable Child
Get Pregnant Fast Let’s take a moment to acknowledge our younger selves — the ones who boldly decided to have a child despite being financially unprepared and emotionally inexperienced. Yet, somehow, we’ve managed to nurture that child into a remarkable human being. Perhaps this is the one thing we were always meant to get right…
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Someone Is Selling Faux Camel Toe Underwear, and We Have So Many Questions
Get Pregnant Fast Are you one of the countless women who sometimes daydreams, “Why hasn’t anyone invented a push-up bra for my lady bits yet?” Well, your wish has been granted! That’s right—fake camel toe underwear is now a reality, and you can find it online. For those who might not know, “camel toe” refers…
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New Dad Uses Photoshop to Add Fun to Life with His Baby
Get Pregnant Fast In the world of parenting, especially with a newborn, the days can sometimes feel repetitive. Sure, infants are adorable and can keep you on your toes with their endless cycle of feeding and sleeping (let’s hope they’re getting their beauty rest), but let’s be honest — they don’t exactly provide the most…
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10 Tweets About Homework That Will Have You Reaching for the Wine
Get Pregnant Fast Ah, parenting! Just when you think you’ve survived the chaos of diapers, sleepless nights, and endless tantrums, you’re hit with the nightmare that is homework. Today’s elementary school experience is a far cry from our own. While we were busy watching little Timmy stick crayons up his nose, today’s kids are tackling…
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My “Forget It” List: A Refreshing Take on Priorities
Get Pregnant Fast As a parent, it’s only natural to have a bucket list filled with dreams and aspirations—traveling to exotic locations, tasting gourmet cuisine, and checking off life’s milestones. However, currently, my “Forget It” list has become my guiding principle. Don’t get me wrong; I still long to visit Italy and indulge in all…
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Cluelessly Navigating Life as a Mother of Boys
Get Pregnant Fast As a child, I envisioned myself as the mother of two graceful daughters, draped in pastel dresses, white tights, and shiny black shoes. I imagined serene afternoons spent playing with dolls, sharing Girl Scout cookie sales, and diving into the mysteries of Nancy Drew while debating which Hardy Boy was more charming,…
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To My Beloved Sons: Please Get It Together and Aim for the Toilet!
Get Pregnant Fast Dear Sons, My love for you is immeasurable. There’s almost nothing I wouldn’t do for you, including surrendering that last delicious bite of my ice cream. If I’m foolish enough to indulge in treats while you’re around, I guess I can’t complain when I have to share. I like to think I’m…