Tag: humor
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Spring Break with Kids vs. College Spring Break: A Parent’s Perspective
Get Pregnant Fast It’s that time of year again—Spring Break is upon us. While fifteen years ago, this phrase conjured images of sun-soaked beaches, wild parties, and carefree college days, nowadays it signals a week of chaos as my kids are out of school. And yes, while I still crave my share of adult beverages,…
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The Olympics Spark Laughter Among Parents on Twitter
Get Pregnant Fast The Olympics have a unique charm, particularly for parents of young kids whom we secretly hope will one day achieve greatness. After all, what other reason do we have to drag a cranky 6-year-old to early morning gymnastics practice instead of enjoying a cozy Saturday at home, fueled by coffee and scrolling…
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The Parent Fantasy Hotline: What Parents Truly Long For
Get Pregnant Fast Parenting often brings with it a profound longing for the carefree days of yore—those moments of freedom that seem like a distant memory. This is a yearning so intense that it’s difficult to articulate. Yes, becoming a parent reshapes the very essence of “desire.” Enter the comedic brilliance of Tom and Lisa,…
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A Coloring Book for New Parents
Get Pregnant Fast Menu Parenting A Coloring Book for New Parents by Mia Thompson Updated: Dec. 21, 2020 Originally Published: Dec. 30, 2012 In the world of self-care, adult coloring books have become a popular trend. These books often feature intricate designs and more mature themes, ranging from beautiful florals to spiritual symbols. Picture this:…
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I Prefer My Dog Over My Kids
Get Pregnant Fast Menu Parenting I Prefer My Dog Over My Kids by Sarah Morgan Updated: Aug. 15, 2023 Originally Published: Aug. 14, 2021 Lately, I’ve been wrestling with a surprising thought that I never imagined I’d openly discuss: I might just enjoy the company of my dog more than that of my kids. Now,…
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7 Ways a Presidential Debate Resembles Parenting
Get Pregnant Fast Watching a presidential debate can feel surprisingly similar to the rollercoaster ride of parenting. Here are seven amusing parallels that highlight just how alike these two experiences can be: Deceptive Statements Abound Regardless of your political leanings, you’ll find candidates spinning tales. Similarly, as a parent, I’ve become a master of creative…
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5 Possible Reasons Behind Shaving My Legs
Get Pregnant Fast Warm water? Check. Shaving cream? Check. Razor? Check. A playlist of ’90s hip-hop? Check. I’m all set. As I stride confidently toward the bathroom, I have one mission: achieving legs as smooth as a celebrity’s in a high-fashion magazine. My partner raises an eyebrow from the living room, clearly perplexed. I wink…
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20 First World Problems of Toddlers: A Humorous Perspective
Get Pregnant Fast Let’s be real: life as a toddler isn’t easy. They often find themselves misunderstood since their communication skills are still developing. They grapple with fundamental tasks like potty training, bathing, and getting dressed. Yet, they live in a world of comfort that seems almost absurd. For instance, if my little one decides…
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30 Hilarious Realities When a Parent Falls Ill
Get Pregnant Fast Every parent has been there—the dreaded experience of being sick while juggling the chaos of kids. A simple cold quickly escalates into a full-blown challenge that tests your last ounce of patience and sanity. Without fail, this illness seems to strike at the most inconvenient moment, like when your toddler decides it’s…
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6 Witty Comebacks Every Parent Can Relate To
Get Pregnant Fast As kids, my siblings and I were masters of whining and pushing our mother’s buttons. Fast forward to today, and I find myself echoing her classic lines to my own children. Here are six timeless comebacks that have stood the test of time: “I’m going to count to three…” When tempers flared…