Tag: Parenting Humor
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A Heartfelt Chat with My Frizzy, Unruly Hair
Get Pregnant Fast Dear Frizzy, Unruly Hair, I get it—you’re stuck in the confusing middle ground between straight and curly. I know you’re struggling, but after all these years together, I think it’s high time you start behaving! Can you please choose a side? Whether it’s straight, curly, or even those effortless beachy waves I…
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Am I the Only Parent with a Nocturnal Toddler? Seriously, What’s Going On?
Get Pregnant Fast Let’s face it: toddlers are like little bats. They seem to thrive in the dark, conserving their energy during the day only to unleash their wild side at night. Morning routines become a battle of wills, as they demand snacks and screen time before school, akin to tiny critics without the notebooks.…
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The Hilarious Parents of Twitter on the Chaos of Daylight Savings Time
Get Pregnant Fast Are you ready, fellow parents? It’s that time of year again—the twice-annual disruption we dread known as Daylight Savings Time. Let’s be honest: it’s the absolute worst. Between struggling to get our kids to sleep and managing their chaotic schedules, any disruption to our precious routine feels like a personal affront. Who…
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School Holiday Parties? No, Thank You!
Get Pregnant Fast As we dive into the Christmas season, guess what’s on the agenda? That’s right—school holiday parties! What a delightful surprise, especially since I was just lamenting about how little quality time I’ll get with my kids while we travel to visit family. Nothing like being coerced into spending a few extra hours…
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What Moms Really Want From Santa: A Hilarious Take
Get Pregnant Fast As we approach the holiday season, it’s time for all the moms out there to consider what they would truly wish for from Santa. While you might think of extravagant gifts or a never-ending supply of your favorite snacks, let’s be honest — we all have some more… creative requests. Why settle…
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Giant Cat Head Masks: Because 2016 Wasn’t Scary Enough
Get Pregnant Fast As Halloween swiftly approaches, if you’re still pondering costume options, I have a suggestion that’s sure to send shivers down your neighbors’ spines for years to come. Enter the bizarre world of giant cat head masks, a trend that promises to outdo creepy clowns in the nightmare department. And the best part?…
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My Child Yelled ‘I Dislike You’—And That Means I’m On the Right Track
Get Pregnant Fast As a mom to a 12-year-old boy, I always anticipated the moment when he would look me straight in the eye and declare, “I hate you!” To my surprise, it happened much earlier than expected—he was only 11 when he first voiced those words. In that instant, the immature side of me…
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20 Reasons You Didn’t Hit The Gym Today
Get Pregnant Fast As a mom, prioritizing self-care is crucial, and regular exercise can significantly boost both physical health and mental well-being. However, there are countless hurdles, often caused by our little ones. Next time your well-meaning mother-in-law asks why you didn’t make it to the gym, have a few witty excuses ready. Here are…
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10 Ways Pregnancy Is Similar to Toddlerhood
Get Pregnant Fast When you take a moment to reflect, you might realize that there are striking similarities between the experience of being pregnant and the antics of a toddler. Here are ten amusing parallels that highlight this connection: Tying Your Shoes Is a Challenge: Whether you’re sporting a baby bump or a little one…
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Top 10 Real Life Mom Daydreams
Get Pregnant Fast Parenting By Lisa Thompson Updated: August 20, 2023 Originally Published: March 4, 2023 Ah, motherhood! Once upon a time, our fantasies revolved around romantic escapades, not about our partner’s heroic feats of domesticity. But here we are, reveling in a new reality. Let’s dive into some relatable daydreams that many mothers share,…