As we approach the holiday season, it’s time for all the moms out there to consider what they would truly wish for from Santa. While you might think of extravagant gifts or a never-ending supply of your favorite snacks, let’s be honest — we all have some more… creative requests. Why settle for the ordinary when you can ask for the extraordinary, like a return to your pre-baby body?
In a recent video, the brilliant mind behind viral hits like “The Dad Nap vs. The Mom Nap” and “Married Life” — let’s call her Jamie Parker — delivers a humorous yet relatable message to moms everywhere. She reminds us of the things we could all use from Santa this year.
Reclaiming Our Pre-Baby Bodies
For starters, how about reclaiming that pre-baby anatomy? “I’d really like my old body back, if that’s feasible,” Jamie quips. And while we’re at it, let’s fix those stubborn body parts — who wouldn’t prefer a symmetrical pair of, let’s say, assets? Breastfeeding can take its toll, after all.
The Coffee Dream
Now, let’s talk coffee. Wouldn’t it be a dream to savor that first cup of coffee while it’s still hot, instead of reheating it multiple times due to endless interruptions? Jamie shared her comical realization while looking in the mirror, thinking, “Man, I wish things would just go back to how they were.”
Focusing on Our Needs
It’s time we focused on our needs, too! For additional insights into topics like this, check out one of our other blog posts here.
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In summary, let’s embrace the humor of motherhood this holiday season. We may not get everything we wish for, but at least we can have a laugh about it!