Parenting
By Lisa Thompson
Updated: August 20, 2023
Originally Published: March 4, 2023
Ah, motherhood! Once upon a time, our fantasies revolved around romantic escapades, not about our partner’s heroic feats of domesticity. But here we are, reveling in a new reality. Let’s dive into some relatable daydreams that many mothers share, shall we?
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Picture this: your partner rolls into the driveway in a shiny new minivan. “What happened to the sporty coupe?” you curiously ask, your heart racing. He looks deep into your eyes, a serious expression on his face. “I realized it’s time to embrace our family life,” he says confidently. You steal a quick kiss before your toddler interrupts with a messy diaper. “Let’s hope those car seats are secure,” you tease with a wink.
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During a cozy dinner, his phone buzzes. He glances at it and shoves it back in his pocket. “Who called?” you ask, playfully. “Just work,” he shrugs. “Family comes first. I think you were right about my boss being a bit self-centered.” The thrill of the moment fades as you dish out the broccoli.
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Your mom calls on the landline you only got because she kept warning you about power outages. Your partner picks up and beams. “Hey, Mom!” he exclaims. “You should call more often! How’s everything going?” You sneak away upstairs, trying to avoid the phone call while your heart swells at how sweet he is with her.
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“What if we spent the holidays with your family?” he suggests with a charming grin. “I’ve realized that my mom’s comments can be really undermining to you.” You reach for each other, momentarily forgetting you’re juggling a baby who’s still nursing.
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“Wow, how did I get so lucky?” he says, his voice low and intense. “You look amazing after having two kids and still want to be intimate regularly.” You flutter your eyelashes and respond, “Don’t forget that I wore something special when we conceived our third grader.” He moves closer, but you have Crest White Strips in, alas!
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“I can’t wait for the Real Housewives premiere tonight!” he says, an excited glint in his eye. “I’ll take care of bedtime so you can relax and tweet about the drama. Here’s a glass of rose, no judgment from me!” Your heart races—oh, it’s almost time to nurse again.
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“Nothing beats leftover casserole,” he declares, a playful grin on his face. “You never know if it’ll be cold or warm!” You chuckle and say, “Not tonight, stud. The kids polished it off before you got home. Care for some Chex instead?” His smoldering gaze thanks you for being so considerate of his diet.
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“Are those new undies?” he asks, his voice barely concealing his excitement. “Oh, these? They’re maternity ones that fit again since I put on a few pounds,” you giggle. “You’re driving me wild,” he says, pulling you in closer.
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“What’s your dream for a second career?” he asks thoughtfully. “You’re too brilliant to settle for your old job. If I took on a second job, we could afford your MFA.” You caress his cheek and say, “That’s so sweet, but we’re too busy to kiss with Madison on the potty.”
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“What’s this?” you exclaim as he strides in with a bag from Rite Aid. “It’s the wall calendar you always mention,” he says with determination. “I got markers to color code our schedules so we can sync up. Missing Holden’s party made me realize we need to be more organized.” You catch your breath, biting your lip. Later that night, you might find time for some intimacy—perhaps not tonight, but definitely this week!
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In summary, these fantasies reveal the humorous and tender moments that many moms experience while navigating the complexities of family life. Embracing these daydreams can provide a refreshing perspective on the joys and challenges of motherhood.
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