Tag: humor
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Attention, Family: You Are Fully Capable of Taking Care of Things on Your Own!
Get Pregnant Fast Hello, my dear ones! It’s your loving mother here — the ultimate finder of lost items, the queen of laundry, and the diligent cleaner who scrubs away the evidence of your muddy adventures, which, astonishingly, you seem to overlook. Last night, I watched you munch on a peanut M&M that had been…
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11 Ways Your Outlook Changes After Becoming a Parent
Get Pregnant Fast Having your first child dramatically shifts your priorities and outlook on life. Let’s dive into how these changes manifest. 1. Fashion Choices Before Kids: You couldn’t resist that trendy shirt, even if it required dry cleaning. After Kids: You realize it’s not that special after all. 2. Footwear Before Kids: Heels made…
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Claim This Mom’s Bathroom Sign for Some Peace and Quiet
Get Pregnant Fast All parents, especially mothers, know that privacy can feel like a distant memory once kids arrive. Whether it’s using the bathroom, taking a shower, or simply having a moment to yourself—interruptions are inevitable. It’s high time to establish some boundaries, and one mother has created the perfect solution. Introducing the ultimate bathroom…
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My PMS Is Real — Just Ask My Family
Get Pregnant Fast By: Jenna Thompson It was supposed to be a lovely evening out. My partner, Mark, and I were enjoying a date when, out of nowhere, he got a bloody nose while behind the wheel. His eyes were darting around like he was searching for an escape route, and he froze up, as…
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15 Reasons Why I’d Choose Cats Over Kids in My Next Life
Get Pregnant Fast We’ve all encountered the stereotype of the quirky cat lady, replete with wild hair and a collection of felines. You might have seen her at the grocery store, her cart overflowing with cat treats, or perhaps you’ve been greeted by a headless mouse left at your doorstep. If you’ve ever stopped to…
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The Hilarious Truth About Swimming with Kids: Twitter Parents Weigh In
Get Pregnant Fast As the summer sun shines bright, parents everywhere brace themselves for the inevitable chaos that comes with swimming. Whether it’s a pool, ocean, lake, or even a small puddle, taking kids for a dip can be a real challenge. Who’s asking to go to the bathroom every five minutes? Who’s suddenly hungry?…
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The Importance of Parents Venting About Their Kids
Get Pregnant Fast Not too long ago, I penned a piece where I vented about the myriad of questions that come my way since becoming a parent. The post garnered lots of engagement, but one comment particularly struck me: “I’m sorry, but this article and many of these responses make you all sound overly sensitive.…
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Did I Seriously Just Say That?
Get Pregnant Fast Parenting is an adventure filled with oddities, not just from our kids but from ourselves too. That’s exactly why I was drawn to a series of amusing prints created by Jake Weller, a graphic designer and father of four energetic boys from Ohio. I can’t believe I’ve uttered these phrases! For example,…