As a new stay-at-home dad finding remnants of my son’s snack time in my hair far too often, I realize that my self-importance has taken a serious hit. My little one’s habit of using me as a human napkin has kept my ego in check. It’s tough to feel superior when I’m constantly cleaning up after him. So, I took a moment to reflect and discovered that, in many ways, my 9-month-old son has cracked the code on life better than I ever could. Here are my findings:
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No Judgment Zone
My son doesn’t care if I smell or if I’m having an off day. He giggles when I toot, and my dragon breath? It gets a smile every time. In contrast, when it’s time for a diaper change, I act like I’m handling toxic waste while muttering under my breath about his unavoidable messes. It’s ironic how I judge him for something he can’t control while expecting him to tolerate my own shortcomings. -
Food Enthusiast
Since my son graced my life, the concept of “savoring” has vanished. I’ve resorted to eating faster than I can enjoy my meals, often wishing for an IV drip of nutrition. Meanwhile, my son approaches food as if it’s a gourmet experience. He studies each bite like a connoisseur, while I shove my lunch down my throat as if I’m in a race. It’s a reminder of the joy I once found in food. -
Step-Climbing Champion
Let’s just say I joined a gym to keep up. Still, it’s impressive how quickly he can conquer a flight of stairs while I struggle to keep my energy up. -
Loves the Simple Things
My late dog used to be overjoyed by a simple ice cube, and now I have a child who finds joy in everyday items like kitchen utensils and tape measures. While I spend money on gadgets that will end up in a garage sale, my son’s happiness comes from things that cost nothing. It’s a refreshing reminder of what truly matters. -
Gets What He Wants
I remember asking for a puppy but ending up with kitchen appliances. My son, on the other hand, receives countless toys without ever asking for them. While I’m left organizing a new storage ottoman for his collection, I can’t help but feel a little envious of his effortless abundance. -
Charm Magnet
As the only grandchild, my son has all the women in his life wrapped around his little finger. He’s adored by family and church members alike, while I often wonder how he’s managed to capture such attention without even trying. -
Living Freely
He’s unburdened by societal expectations. If he needs to poop, it happens, regardless of the audience. The other day, he sneezed boogers onto a church elder, completely unfazed. I can’t help but admire his unapologetic nature. -
Musical Moments
My son has mastered the art of making music while doing his business. He starts off with a low hum and crescendos into a full-blown concert by the time he’s finished. I’d say he’s well on his way to becoming the next vocal sensation. -
Unconditional Love
Every morning, his face lights up when he sees his mom, and he squeals with joy whenever I pick him up. His love is pure and unreserved, demonstrating an emotional openness that I could only aspire to. Even his occasional separation anxiety only shows how deeply he feels.
In summary, while my son may be just a baby, he embodies life’s simple pleasures and emotional connections that we adults often overlook. His ability to love deeply and live joyfully is something I wish I could emulate. If only we could all embrace life with such carefree enthusiasm—minus the mess, of course.
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