As the season for backyard playsets approaches, countless parents find themselves ready to invest substantial amounts in mini jungle gyms for their little ones. For years, I managed to sidestep this suburban rite of passage. But then, one fateful day, I caved.
I can’t really point fingers at my kids; they never pressured me for a playset. In fact, I’m not even sure if they truly wanted one. The truth is, I was the one who longed for a playset. Whenever we were outdoors, my kids roamed around aimlessly, often retreating back inside to the couch. I yearned to shoo them back outside with a hearty, “Go play!” But the question was, play with what? Our yard lacked a pool, swings, or even a suitable driveway. In a moment of desperation for both their entertainment and my sanity, I decided we needed a playset.
I envisioned summer afternoons spent on the swingset, laughter echoing in the warm breeze. However, I had one condition: if I was going to take out a second mortgage for this playset, my kids would have to make full use of it—like, live on it if necessary.
The playset we looked at had a house-like structure and even a picnic table, practically rivaling the size of our home. I imagined it as a cozy retreat for my kids, a place they could even hibernate in during winter—assuming I could wire it for electricity and plumbing, of course.
But, as often happens with dreams, reality didn’t quite align with my vision. My research into playsets began long before spring, in hopes of snagging a deal during the off-season. I quickly learned there are no real bargains when it comes to these structures. Whether they’re made of gold-plated hardware or some rare wood, prices are steep. A friend suggested I consider used playsets, which could potentially cut the price in half. That sounded appealing.
Unfortunately, my husband was firmly opposed to the whole idea, worrying it would ruin his pristine lawn. However, if I was determined to show him our kids needed toys, he insisted on a deluxe model fit for his yard. I pressed on with my search for a used playset, convinced I could find something that met both our needs, and I almost succeeded. I found a relatively well-maintained playset with a rock wall, priced around $1,000. Score!
But then my husband pointed out that the playset was located outside our state, and we lacked a vehicle large enough to transport it. I sighed in understanding, realizing the search for a used playset was over.
For those who’ve never shopped for a playset, let me tell you, it’s a daunting experience. The options are overwhelming—various models, heights, and configurations, with all the fun accessories sold separately. Sure, you could buy a cheap wooden frame, but your kids would likely just end up gazing at it sadly, as it would do little more than serve as an oversized sawhorse.
After weeks of comparisons, I finally discovered my dream swingset. It had everything I had imagined, but there was just one hitch: I couldn’t afford it. I kept checking back, hoping for a sale. Finally, mid-summer, I caught wind of what they called a “storewide sale” in the playset world: free gangplank weekend. I was ecstatic!
However, the excitement quickly faded when the salesperson handed me the bill. Just shy of $2,000. And that was during free gangplank weekend!
Now, after nearly a year of having the playset in our yard, I can tell you it hasn’t been played with nearly as much as I’d hoped. We haven’t fully recouped our investment, although a few elements have proven to be worthwhile—the swings and the trapeze bar, in particular. Trust me, I’ve learned the hard way.
My kids still meander about the yard, often ignoring the very structure I was so eager to buy—the fort. It stands empty, save for a few curious birds and squirrels. Perhaps if we installed a TV in there, things might change…
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In summary, while investing in a backyard playset might seem like a delightful idea, it’s essential to consider how much actual playtime your kids will get out of it. Sometimes, less truly is more.
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