- Are they seriously letting me leave with this baby, no tests or anything?
- How can such a tiny human produce so much poop in a single day?
- How can one little being eat so much in just 24 hours?
- If only I had an extra pair of hands—why hasn’t evolution figured that out?
- What day is it again?
- What month are we in?
- OMG, did I just break him?
- Is that poop color normal?
- I really don’t think I’m doing this right.
- No, I’m positive I’m not doing this right.
- Is he supposed to make that noise?
- There’s no way she’s hungry again already.
- WHY DID I EVEN GOOGLE THAT???
- Please don’t spit up on my last clean outfit—pretty please?
- Will I ever feel like myself again?
- If one more person tells me to “sleep when the baby sleeps,” I might just lose it.
- She looks uncomfortable… should I wake her?
- How on earth does this outfit even snap?
- I’m not clueless—why can’t I figure out this stupid outfit?
- Wait… Did having a baby make me lose my brain? Permanently?
- Should I answer the door or hide my boob first?
- I really need a drink right now.
- PLEASE STOP CRYING.
- FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE STOP CRYING.
- This is nothing like what I imagined.
Being a new mom is a wild ride filled with unexpected challenges and endless questions. If you’re looking for more insights on parenting and home insemination, check out this other blog post. And if you’re considering at-home insemination, a great place to start is with a reputable retailer like Make a Mom, where you can find quality at-home insemination syringe kits. For further information on pregnancy and infertility, visit Women’s Health for excellent resources. Remember, you’re not alone in this journey!
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