As my son, my only child, prepares to embark on his college journey, I can’t help but reflect on the bittersweet changes ahead. While I’ll undoubtedly miss our cozy little family dynamic, I also have a few secret wishes for the days to come when it’ll just be me and the dog meandering around the house.
1. Dessert for Dinner, Anyone?
The thought of indulging in ice cream or cake as my main meal feels liberating. There’s something about wanting to set a healthy example that has kept me from truly enjoying dessert for dinner. While I’ve made fondue with veggies as a cover-up for melted cheese, let’s be honest—a turtle brownie doesn’t quite measure up. Soon, I can relish a sundae at any hour without a second thought. Perhaps I should invest in a second freezer.
2. Tampons Will Stay Put
It never ceases to amaze me that, despite having a well-stocked supply of feminine products, I always end up calling out for my son to fetch me a “stick.” I mean, the hallway closet is practically overflowing with supplies, so why is my stash perpetually empty? Once he’s off at college, I can only hope my tampons will finally reside exactly where I left them!
3. Netflix Will Finally Understand My Taste
As much as I love my son, our Netflix suggestions could not be more mismatched. I’m all about light-hearted romantic comedies or historical dramas, while he dives into obscure documentaries and cult classics. It’ll be a relief to finally get recommendations that suit my style, and maybe I’ll even find the time to binge-watch something I actually enjoy.
4. No More Towel Trails
Bless him, but my son has a talent for leaving towels strewn about the house. With long hair, they seem to multiply, and I often find them tucked away in the most unexpected places—often smelling less than fresh. Once he’s gone, I can look forward to a towel situation that doesn’t require a nose plug to sort through.
5. Coffee Budget Transformed into Dinner Outings
As I grow older, my caffeine tolerance has dwindled, while my son seems to thrive on it. He prefers strong brews, leading to a coffee budget that now feels wasted on my once-loved French vanilla K-Cups. With him off to college, I can shift funds and enjoy a few nights out with friends, where happy hour deals are my new best friend.
While the list of things I won’t miss is brief, I know the days may feel long without my son around. I’ll have plenty of time to explore my Roku, and hopefully, Netflix will finally understand my preferences as I enjoy cupcakes on the couch. Plus, I might even solve the mystery of who keeps leaving shoes everywhere and cluttering the kitchen table. Regardless, I know I’ll be surrounded by friends who appreciate a good dinner or drink special, and my son will always be just a text away, likely dropping his towel somewhere it doesn’t belong.
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Summary
As my son prepares to leave for college, I reflect on the things I won’t miss, like scattered towels and mismatched Netflix recommendations. While I’ll feel his absence, I look forward to enjoying the freedom to indulge in dessert for dinner and transforming my coffee budget into nights out with friends.
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