You might not think of dental visits as a source of laughter, but that perspective is about to shift! Before your next teeth check-up, why not ease your anxiety with some light-hearted dental humor? After all, you’re investing in those gorgeous pearly whites—why not flaunt them with a cheerful grin? We understand that for many, the dentist’s office can feel intimidating, what with the whirring drills and shiny instruments. However, these jokes are sure to lift your spirits. So, before you head in, take a moment to chuckle at the funnies below. With a positive mindset, your appointment could turn out to be more enjoyable than you anticipated. And don’t hesitate to share these giggles! Even if your dentist’s approach isn’t exactly what you’d prefer, they’re bound to appreciate these quips.
Jokes to Brighten Your Day
What time is it when you go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty!
The dentist remarked, “My teeth are like a string of pearls.” I responded, “Yeah, each one has a hole in it!”
Dentist: “I need to pull the painful tooth. But don’t worry, it’ll only take five minutes.”
Patient: “And how much is that going to cost?”
Dentist: “$90.”
Patient: “$90 for just a few minutes of work???”
Dentist: “I can extract it very slowly if you’d prefer!”
Why did the two dentists tie the knot? They were enamored with each other!
Why does a dentist always seem grumpy? Because he’s always looking down in the mouth.
What does the dentist of the year receive? A little plaque!
What did the werewolf munch on after having his teeth removed? The dentist!
A dentist was caught selling drugs. To say I was shocked would be an understatement. I’ve been visiting him for 10 years and never knew he was a dentist!
Why did the king visit the dentist? To get his teeth crowned!
Did you hear about the dentist who started a garden? A month later, he was picking his teeth.
What do dentists and the TSA have in common? Cavity checks!
Dentist: “Can you help me? Give me some of your loudest, most painful screams!”
Patient: “Why? It’s not that bad this time.”
Dentist: “There are so many people in the waiting room, and I don’t want to miss the 4 o’clock game!”
Has your tooth stopped aching yet? “I don’t know, the dentist kept it.”
I forgot my comb at the dentist’s office. Now it’s a fine-toothed comb.
What did the tooth say to the departing dentist? “Fill me in when you return.”
The dentist said he could put me out with gas or a big metal rock. I replied, “Ether/ore!”
Why did the dentist have a tough time dating the manicurist? They fought tooth and nail!
Why did the Pharaoh go to the dentist? Because Egypt his tooth!
What childhood game did the dentist play? Caps and robbers.
What did Al Gore say during his dental visit? “I have an Inconvenient Tooth.”
How many dentists does it take to change a lightbulb? One to give the anesthetic, another to extract the bulb, and a third to provide the socket mouthwash.
What does a dentist do on a roller coaster? He braces himself!
Where do dentists retire? Fluorida!
What’s a dentist’s favorite film? Plaque to the Future!
Why do dentists love potatoes? Because they’re so filling!
What do you call a dentist who dislikes tea? Denis!
Why did the guru decline Novocain? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
What did the phone go to the dentist for? It had Bluetooth!
What did the judge say to the dentist? “Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth?”
What do you call x-rays taken by a dentist? Tooth-pics!
Why didn’t the dentist ask his secretary out? He was already extracting a tooth.
What’s a dentist’s favorite dinosaur? A Flossiraptor!
What do you call a dentist’s advice? His fill-ossophy!
The dentist inquired if I had sensitive toothpaste at home. I responded, “Toothpaste and I don’t discuss our feelings.”
What kind of filling do you prefer? Chocolate, please!
What did the dentist encounter at the North Pole? A molar bear!
My dentist has a TV on the ceiling so patients can watch shows while he works. He calls it Netflix and Drill!
What’s another term for a dentist’s office? A filling station.
Why was the man arrested for gazing at dentures in the dentist’s display? Because it’s against the law to pick your teeth in public!
How did the dentist transition to brain surgery? His drill slipped.
My dentist told me I don’t floss enough, so I enrolled in dance classes!
What does a dentist call an astronaut’s cavity? A black hole!
How is visiting the dentist similar to those interrogation scenes in movies? It’s pretty clear when you’re lying—if you don’t come clean, you might lose a tooth!
What did the dentist tell the golfer? “You have a hole in one!”
What did the dentist say in court? “You can’t handle the tooth!”
Why did the deer need braces? He had buck teeth!
How do you fix a broken tooth? With tooth paste!
What’s a dentist’s favorite soda? All of them!
Patient: “What did you do before becoming a dentist?”
Dentist: “I was in the Army.”
Patient: “What was your role?”
Dentist: “I was a drill sergeant.”
Why couldn’t the dentist’s family locate where he was buried? Because there was no plaque on it.
Why did the donut visit the dentist? It needed a filling!
Why was Frosty the Snowman in need of a dental check-up? He had a severe case of frostbite.
What was the dentist searching for in Panama? The Root Canal!
Who had the most dangerous job in Transylvania? Dracula’s dentist!
Dentist: “When was the last time you flossed?”
Me: “You should know—you did it!”
My dentist mistakenly removed the wrong tooth. It was acci-dental!
The FBI raided a local dentist office. They’re currently doing a cavity search.
Why has being a dentist become more manageable? Because all the kids are flossing constantly now.
Dentist: “You need a crown.”
Patient: “Finally, someone who understands me!”
Father: “Don’t you feel better after visiting the dentist?”
Son: “Sure do… he wasn’t in!”
I’ve been to the dentist so often, I know the drill.
A man was ejected from the dentist’s office for using all the nitrous oxide. He got the last laugh, though!
A group of persistent dentists discovered a new chemical element. It’s called Flossphorus.
A man and a woman were traveling on a train.
Woman: “Every time you smile, I feel like inviting you to my place.”
Man: “Awesome! Are you single?”
Woman: “No, I’m a dentist.”
Why should you treat your dentist kindly? Because they have fillings too.
What do you call a dentist who can’t stop working on teeth? An abscessive compulsive!
Why did the tree visit the dentist? To get a root canal!
What did the dentist tell the computer? “This won’t hurt a byte!”
What do you call two dentists who live across the country from each other? Molar opposites!
I visited the dentist today, and she seemed quite distracted. I think she was brushing me off.
Why didn’t the patient show up for their root canal? They lost their nerve.
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In summary, these entertaining dentist jokes are bound to lighten the mood and make your next dental visit a lot more enjoyable. So, the next time you’re feeling apprehensive about an appointment, remember that a good laugh can be the best medicine!