Parenting
What Type of Myers-Briggs Mom Are You?
by Sarah Johnson
Updated: March 24, 2023
Originally Published: May 15, 2015
Let’s face it: As mothers, we have a tendency to assess one another. Whether we find ourselves on the playground, awaiting the school bell, or attending a school function or after-school soccer practice, we can’t help but take note of the other moms around us. It’s a natural inclination! We observe, sense, and sometimes even judge those we encounter.
With a little insight from the well-known Myers-Briggs personality framework, which categorizes individuals into 16 distinct personality types, you can save yourself the trouble of questioning whether a particular mom is a potential ally for School Spirit Day or if she sends chills down your spine. Since your time is valuable—because, of course, you’re a mom!—we’ll simplify things. No need to take the official MB Indicator; just read through this list. Identify yourself, recognize your friends, and spot the mom whose presence makes you want to hide behind the concession stand.
- INFJ (Into Nutritious Food/Juicing)
You embody a health-conscious lifestyle. Your child greets you with “Namaste” rather than a simple “Good morning.” Bonus points: Your eco-friendly footwear is back in vogue. - ISFP (Instagram-Posting Fitness Enthusiast)
Your wardrobe is primarily activewear. Just weeks after delivering your fourth child, you share bikini selfies with the caption, “What’s your excuse?” Enough already! - ESFP (Exceptionally Spirited Following PTA)
You tend to dominate conversations and take every vote very seriously. You might pull parents aside after meetings when they’re dreaming of a peaceful evening at home. You know who you are. - ISTJ (Incessantly Sighing Towards Judgement)
You are known for your complaints, especially about your child missing a lunchtime enrichment program—despite neglecting to submit the necessary paperwork. The blame game is strong with you. - ESTJ (Earnest Soul Through Faith)
The friendly mom who drives a large American vehicle, adorned with an oversized religious symbol. Your fifth-grade daughter has a reputation for sharing overly graphic stories with younger students. - INFP (Intellectually Numb From Parenting)
You’re in the thick of it with a newborn and twin kindergarteners. Days without a shower are common, and you’ve lost track of time, sleep, and even your own name. - ESTP (Earning 7x the Principal)
Your designer shoes likely cost more than your child’s teacher’s car. You’re known for whisking your kids away on extravagant vacations, all while maintaining flawless skin. - INTJ (Indifferent, Totally Over It)
You’re the type who rolls your eyes frequently. Helping with school fundraisers ranks low on your list of priorities, and you can be heard using colorful language when frustrated. - ENFP (Endlessly Navigating Facebook, Pinterest, and Netflix)
Look up from your phone! Your child is munching on dirt! - INTP (Incessantly Nervous About Social Interactions)
You’re known for your child’s dietary restrictions and allergies. You ensure their safety meticulously, but you sometimes come off as overly anxious. - ENTP (Edgy-Negative Type on Playground)
You still sport vintage attire from your youth, despite not attending live events in years. You embrace a “too cool for school” attitude. - ISFJ (Internet-Surfing Freelance Journalist)
You’re the laid-back mom in casual attire who often mentions work obligations as reasons for not volunteering. - ENTJ (Eating—NOT!! / Tennis / Junior League)
Your priorities are clear, and your social commentary can be sharp—especially when discussing the fashion industry’s standards. - ENFJ (Everywoman, Always Busy!)
You juggle work and family life, whipping up baked goods at odd hours. You somehow manage to inspire envy among your peers with your boundless energy. - ISTP (Inspiring Student Pranks)
You’re the parent high school kids love to target for pranks. You’re aware of their intentions but still take it in stride. - ESFJ (Engaging, Smart, Funny, Joyful)
You’re the elusive mom every other parent wants to befriend—part urban legend, part charismatic personality.
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Summary:
This article explores the various personality types of moms as identified by the Myers-Briggs framework, offering humorous insights into the diverse characteristics found among mothers today. From health-conscious moms to those juggling multiple responsibilities, each personality type presents a unique perspective on motherhood.