Are you expecting a child? Perhaps you’re in the process of trying to conceive? Or maybe you don’t have any immediate plans for children, yet feel compelled to dispense parenting wisdom because you have a “fur baby” at home, which you believe is akin to having a real human child. If this sounds familiar, take a moment to read this and consider the following misguided notions about parenting that you might want to avoid. Trust me, I’ve been there too.
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My baby will never drink formula.
While I’ve been fortunate enough to breastfeed my children, it’s important to recognize that you can’t predict how things will unfold. Life can throw unexpected challenges your way, and breastfeeding may not go as planned. It’s unwise to disparage formula by calling it “man-made poison” in conversations. There might come a time when that can of formula becomes essential for your baby’s nourishment. Keep some coupons handy, just in case.
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My child will sleep through the night by a certain age.
Unless you have the ability to predict the future, it’s best to steer clear of making such claims. Reading sleep training books and memorizing statistics doesn’t prepare you for the sleepless nights ahead. As you navigate parenthood, you’ll discover that sleep training is more complex than you might think. Just wait until your little one can roll out of their crib and find creative places to doze off!
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My child won’t watch TV until they’re two.
I once held this belief until I found myself introducing my son to the world of Mickey Mouse at 18 months. As a stay-at-home parent, I was surprised I lasted that long without screen time. While I prefer not to use TV as a babysitter, it can be a useful distraction. Plus, watching your toddler engage with animated characters can be quite entertaining. Did you know that Goofy and Pluto are both dogs but behave differently? Mind-blowing, right?
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My child will never eat fast food.
While my child hasn’t sampled every fast-food chain, the reality is that kids will eventually encounter fast food. It’s inevitable. Your child might claim Chick-fil-A as their favorite long before you expect it. The greasy meals won’t linger forever; eventually, they’ll work their way through just like everything else.
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My child will never misbehave in public.
Do you really think your child will only behave while out in public? Spoiler alert: they won’t. Just wait until they feel comfortable enough to throw a tantrum in the middle of a store. My well-behaved toddler surprised me at the checkout line by making sounds that could only be described as a blend of a bear roar and a goat scream. It was a humbling moment, to say the least.
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Our lives will not revolve around our baby’s schedule.
This notion is perhaps the most misguided of all. The idea that you can maintain your pre-parenting lifestyle without adjustments is simply unrealistic. As your child grows, you’ll quickly learn that their needs will dictate your schedule more than you’d like to admit. It’s a lesson learned the hard way, especially when a second child comes along.
I hope this doesn’t offend you too much. It’s all about sharing experiences. If you’ve uttered any of these statements, consider expressing gratitude to your friends with children for their patience. Focus on the needs of your pets for now, and when you finally have that little one, you can pass on this wisdom to your childless friends.
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Summary
In the realm of parenting, childless individuals often hold misguided notions about raising children. From unrealistic expectations regarding breastfeeding and sleep patterns to assumptions about screen time and public behavior, it’s evident that real-life parenting is far more complex. It’s important for future parents to remain flexible and open-minded, understanding that their plans may need to adapt as they navigate the challenges and joys of raising a child.