It’s funny how my life has shifted since becoming a mom. The things I once found absurd have become my new normal. I’ve experimented with different coping mechanisms—like meditation, journaling, and yes, even an extra slice of chocolate cake—but none have succeeded in curbing my newfound mom habits. Here are 31 of the most peculiar obsessions that only fellow moms will truly appreciate:
- Discussing my child’s bodily fluids with anyone within earshot, including the sweet barista at the coffee shop.
- Using silly voices to communicate long after my kid has outgrown that phase.
- Making exaggerated gestures and funny faces to coax a smile for a family photo.
- Snatching up brightly colored plastic toys whenever they’re on sale.
- The allure of the Dollar Store (see #4).
- T.M.S.S. (Too Much Stuff Schlepping) – Preparing for an outing feels like I’m packing for a month-long expedition: diapers, wipes, snacks, a plethora of toys, and—oh—don’t forget the charger for the tablet!
- Indulging in reality TV that somehow reassures me I’m not doing too badly in the parenting department.
- Bravo and a glass of wine—whether together or apart, they’re a must.
- Coffee. Can we just say coffee again? And again?
- Sneaking in a whiff of my child’s head when they’re not looking (totally not creepy, right?).
- Searching for cheeky innuendos in Disney classics, both with and without my kiddo present.
- Online shopping is my jam—who wants to brave the store with little ones in tow when you’ve got Amazon Prime?
- Getting caught up in elaborate craft projects like tie-dye that keep the kids entertained for a hot minute but leave me drowning in glitter.
- Devouring mom blogs for relatable content.
- Reading the not-so-nice comments on those blogs and bonding with other moms over them.
- Extracting juicy details from my single friends about their dating lives and secretly grateful I’ve left that chaos behind.
- (Yes, talking about bodily fluids again. It’s just that important.)
- Getting lost in Pinterest rabbit holes.
- Constantly comparing my parenting to others—good or bad, I can’t help myself.
- Wiping something off my child’s face and then instinctively tasting it, only to realize, “That was definitely not chocolate.”
- Target—I could practically live there.
- Birthday parties that spiral out of control; what starts as a small gathering often turns into a carnival.
- Oversleeping? Ha! (Just kidding.)
- Sharing my birth story with unsuspecting expectant mothers.
- Swaying back and forth as if I’m still trying to rock my baby to sleep.
- Relying on WebMD for every sniffle and sneeze.
- Using my own saliva to clean something off my kid, even if baby wipes are only inches away (see #20).
- Sneaking dessert into the bathroom for some uninterrupted indulgence.
- Adding “-ie” to just about everything: “Do you want some egg-ies?” “Mommy could use a hug-ie!”
- Cooking endless variations of macaroni and cheese, quesadillas, and grilled cheese—my waistline is not impressed.
- Ending every article with a sentimental nod to the joys of motherhood.
Despite the absurdity of these habits, nothing compares to the joy of seeing my child’s smile, sharing a laugh that leaves us both snorting, and cuddling them through their tears.
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Summary: Motherhood leads to some pretty quirky habits, from awkward conversations about bodily fluids to the obsession with online shopping. Embracing these unique traits can be a source of joy and connection among moms.