I have a soft spot for the Summer Olympics. The dedication and skill of the athletes leave me in awe. Plus, I can enjoy some eye candy in the form of beach volleyball stars like my ultimate crush, Jamie Anderson. If you haven’t heard of her, she’s the one dominating the sand courts with her impressive skills.
And get this—she’s also managing to excel at motherhood, having welcomed kids in between her Olympic endeavors while still training hard enough to snag gold medals. In fact, she was in her first trimester when she clinched victory during the Rio Games. Meanwhile, I was struggling to keep my breakfast down while binge-watching reality shows. Talk about impressive!
The Olympics symbolize global unity and inspire younger generations, which I absolutely love. As I thought about the upcoming events I was excited to watch, my kids were simultaneously demanding attention with their signature toddler chaos. This led me to reflect on my own daily triumphs in mom life—the remarkable feats I juggle every day.
You might think that mastering gymnastics routines requires serious talent, and it does. But I’ll tell you, my toddler had a diaper disaster yesterday, and I dove in to prevent a mess on the floor, successfully saving both my carpet and my dog from a snack. My reflexes? Totally Olympic-worthy.
So, what if we had a Mom Olympics? A “Molympics,” if you will? Where multitasking moms could compete in their unique skills? Olympians push through rigorous training and personal challenges, but moms must maintain their composure even after sleepless nights filled with crying and unexpected messes. Same energy, right? #Molympics is here to stay!
Get ready, folks. We’re diving into the Molympics!
The Baby Toss
An age-old event where moms launch their babies into the air, as high as they can go—safely, of course!
400-Meter Horse Ride
This event features a demanding jockey (a.k.a. your child) urging you to ride faster than ever.
The Airplane Routine
This event tests balance and concentration. Teams train tirelessly, yet sometimes, they still can’t land perfectly.
Diaper Wrestling
A full-contact sport where competitors use their feet and arms to restrain their squirmy opponents during diaper changes.
1-Mile Drag
A grueling event where you attempt to get your children inside for nap time while they resist with all their might. It’s a true test of endurance—watch out for biting!
800-Meter Stroller Dash
The bobsledding equivalent of the Summer Games. Moms often shout “Cool Runnings!” as they navigate sharp turns with their strollers.
Ultimate Grocery Store Bag Carry
The challenge of bringing in all the groceries in a single trip—it’s a true test of strength and will!
100-Meter Laundry Lift
The amount of laundry a mom can carry up the stairs in one go is nothing short of heroic.
Potty Training Hurdles
When a kid declares “I have to go potty,” it’s time to leap over any obstacle in your path to get them to the bathroom in time.
Toy Cleanup Javelin Toss
Accuracy is key in this event. Moms must toss toys across the room, aiming for the toy chest, to avoid countless trips.
Kegel Bounce House Challenge
Jump in a bouncy house with your kids and see how long you can go without any, ahem, accidents. Spoiler: it’s the shortest event.
Wine Chugging
A classic mom event, where the goal is to take down that glass of wine before chaos ensues. Because once you set it down, you may not get another sip!
Congratulations, you’ve just snagged gold in the Molympics! What’s your next move? I’ll be off to tackle the laundry, retrieve forgotten bottles from under the couch, and vacuum a mountain of dog hair. Just another day in the life!
What’s your signature #Molympic event?
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In summary, the Mom Olympics, or Molympics, is a humorous take on the extraordinary feats of motherhood, showcasing the everyday challenges and achievements that moms tackle with grace and perseverance.