Remember these childhood gems? Garanimals, the clothing line that revolutionized kids’ fashion, is still making waves. With each piece labeled by a cute animal, kids could easily mix and match their outfits. But as a parent now, I’ve realized that little ones couldn’t care less about coordinating their clothes. It’s us adults who could use a Garanimals reboot! Picture me triumphantly pairing two hippo tags together—now that would be a fashion statement! Michael Kors, are you paying attention?
2. L.L.Bean Original Bean Boots
These beloved boots from the ’80s were designed for those who wanted the charm of rubber boots without the full protection. Remarkably, these classics from L.L.Bean are still around, but they come with a twist—ordering them requires patience, as they warn you about limited supply and the wait can stretch to eight to ten months. I guess they’re delivered by horse and buggy!
3. Steak-umms
Can you believe these thinly sliced beef sheets are still around? Marketed as a quick meal that goes from frozen to fully cooked in under 60 seconds, it’s a culinary miracle—or is it? As a busy mom, the idea of a meal ready in a flash is tempting, but I can’t shake the worry about what happens after consumption. Check out this classic Steak-umm commercial from 1981, which raises more questions than it answers. Why isn’t the mom eating one? Maybe she’s sticking to her iceberg lettuce salad, the kale of the ’80s!
4. Underoos
Ah, Underoos! The childhood attire that let kids feel like superheroes is back, now available in adult sizes. They’re hilarious from the waist up, but from the waist down? Let’s just say the joke’s on you, big guy. No offense, Superman.
5. ThighMaster
The ThighMaster is still making a splash, now with the ThighMaster Vibrato—yes, it vibrates! Promoted by Suzanne Somers, this product comes with the cheeky tagline, “Just put it between your knees and squeeze.” It’s no surprise this is still popular; who wouldn’t want to exercise while lounging? I can even squeeze in a workout while waiting for those Steak-umms to cook!
6. Enya
Enya hasn’t faded into obscurity—she boasts nearly two million Facebook fans! Her music is like a soothing balm, making it nearly impossible to feel stressed. It’s the perfect soundtrack for any doctor’s office. I recently heard her while driving and suddenly found myself at the beach!
7. Swanson TV Dinners
Friday nights were special, featuring Swanson TV dinners served in those nostalgic tin trays. While Swanson still produces frozen meals, the iconic tray has been replaced, much to my dismay. I miss the satisfying sound of scraping that tin for every last bite of crusty mashed potatoes. And who could forget the gooey apple cobbler? My parents really loved me!
8. Electric Blankets
Electric blankets are still a thing, and they’re just as comforting as ever! There’s nothing quite like tucking your kids in, knowing they’ll be warm. Just be careful with those instructions—preheat and keep the water away, or you might end up with a shocking outcome!
9. Molly McButter
Molly McButter, the sassy butter-flavored flakes, is still very much alive, boasting over 10,000 Facebook fans! Check out this 1988 commercial; just be warned, the jingle will stick in your head for days. Who knew butter flakes could have such charm? Maybe we should set her up with Enya to “sail away” together.
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In summary, these nostalgic items remind us that some childhood favorites have endured the test of time, bringing both joy and a sense of familiarity to our adult lives.