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I have two pairs of yoga pants. And you might wonder one of four things:
- Why do you have more than one pair?
- Why only two? I have a whole closet full!
- Do you even do yoga?
- Why own yoga pants if you’re not a yogi?
Why More Than One Pair?
Let’s tackle the first question. As a busy mom, simplicity is key. I have one pair for daytime and another for evening. And by “evening pair,” I don’t mean they’re for fancy outings like cocktail parties or solo trips to the store. No, my evening pair is reserved for home—where the curtains are drawn, the kids are asleep, and it’s just me, Netflix, and way too much ice cream. They’re not exactly presentable in public—they’ve got holes in places that would expose my granny-panty-clad behind, and trust me, no one wants to see that.
Why Only Two Pairs?
Now, onto why I only own two pairs. Remember, one of them could land me in serious trouble for indecent exposure. The other pair is my “nice” pair, the one I wear nearly every day—unless it’s laundry day, of course. The only sure way to ensure I do laundry every few days is if my yoga pants are in the mix. They’re my go-to clothing item, so I’m determined to keep them clean and ready for action. If that means doing laundry more often, then so be it. I think Martha Stewart would approve of that logic.
Do I Actually Do Yoga?
As for the third question—do I actually do yoga? The answer is no. I used to, but if you’ve ever tried to practice while toddlers are climbing on you and playing peek-a-boo during Downward Dog, you’ll understand why I’ve put that on hold. On the bright side, having to twist and turn to retrieve lost toys has kept me surprisingly flexible.
Why Have Yoga Pants If You Don’t Do Yoga?
Now, for the burning question: Why have yoga pants if you don’t do yoga? Isn’t that like owning a chef’s hat without being a chef? Well, sort of. Sure, it might seem like I wear them to project an image of one of those fit women who rise at dawn to jog for miles, do hours of yoga, and then enjoy some green smoothie concoction. But really, yoga pants are more about lifestyle.
They give me the freedom to chase my kids around the house, the store, the park, or even just to the mailbox without the hassle of a skirt or restrictive jeans. Sure, leggings could be an option, but I can’t wear those unless I’m donning a tunic-length shirt—something that would only happen if I had time to coordinate an outfit, which is a rare luxury.
Additionally, yoga pants are the most versatile piece in my wardrobe. While they’re technically not pajamas, they can easily double as such because they’re so comfy. They’re like magic pants that make me feel like Harry Potter. You can jump out of bed, throw on a hoodie (and a bra if you’re worried about running into someone), toss on a baseball cap to camouflage your bedhead, and head out the door in seconds. Plus, the sporty look is in, so people might think you’re actually put together when you rolled out of bed. And hey, you’ll even look like someone who does yoga!
Yoga pants are perfect for hiding my postpartum pooch while still allowing for nacho-induced breathing room. They require zero buttons, snaps, or zippers, saving precious seconds that I could use to get my kids to eat a vegetable. And since they often come in black, they have that classic, slimming vibe—think Audrey Hepburn.
So yes, my yoga pants make me feel like Martha Stewart, Harry Potter, and Audrey Hepburn all at once. What other clothing can do that? I unabashedly love my yoga pants. For anyone who thinks they’ve seen their heyday, I completely disagree. Yoga pants will stick around as long as there are tired moms in the world. So, basically, forever.
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Summary
In the end, yoga pants are more than just a fashion choice for moms; they symbolize comfort and practicality in a hectic world. Whether it’s for chasing after kids or lounging on the couch, these versatile pants have earned their place in every mom’s wardrobe. Their blend of comfort, flexibility, and style makes them a must-have for busy mothers everywhere.