So, here I am, knee-deep in my book project. Twelve chapters completed, and twelve more loom ahead. My deadline? Just two weeks away. Now, I’m not the best at math, but I know that’s not a great place to be. Maybe my approach to writing is the real culprit. It typically goes like this:
I start my day by walking the dog, preparing lunches, packing bags, dressing the kids, and driving them to school. Finally, I settle in at my computer, ready to write a glorious sentence.
Then, whoosh! An email notification pops up. I know I should ignore it, but what if it’s something urgent? It would be irresponsible not to at least take a peek.
Turns out it’s a Groupon. Not essential, but it’s hard to resist a good deal! So, after a brief internal debate, I decide saving thirteen dollars on a restaurant I’ve never been to is definitely worth it. I buy the Groupon and nervously tap my nails on the keyboard while waiting for the transaction to clear. Oops! I crack a nail. Great.
I head upstairs to find a nail file and spot a towel on the floor. This towel reminds me I’ve got laundry waiting in the washing machine. I toss the clothes into the dryer, empty the lint tray, and take the lint to the bathroom. Oh, look in the mirror! When did my eyebrows get so wild? Time for a quick plucking session.
As I scrutinize my face, a thought strikes: I need wrinkle cream—like, yesterday! But that stuff is pricey. I need to earn some cash. Ah, yes, the book! I need to write to make money. Yikes!
Back downstairs, I stare at the sentence I wrote earlier. It seemed brilliant at first glance, but now? Not so much. Delete! I craft another sentence and then another. I’m on a roll!
Suddenly, a rumble in my stomach interrupts the flow. I’m starving. What do I want to munch on? Maybe Twitter has some lunch ideas.
I log on and, whoops, get lost in the Twitter vortex for 15 minutes. My head starts to throb. It’s time for food. I whip up a turkey sandwich, using the last slice of bread. Seriously, how am I already out of bread?
I jot down a note to grab some on the way to pick up the kids. I check the fridge and pantry to see what else we need—wow, we’re running low on a lot! I rewrite my grocery list on a bigger piece of paper: bread, milk, paper towels, laundry detergent, and Cheerios.
My stomach growls again. I need a drink with lunch. I crack open a soda and notice the recycling bin is overflowing. Out it goes!
As I’m taking out the recycling, I notice the plants are looking quite sad. I water them, all the while regretting my decision to have plants as a mother of three.
Finally, I plop back down at the computer with my sandwich and soda in hand. I realize it’s been five days since my last blog post. Yikes! I attempt to write something new. Nada.
I bounce between the chapter and my blog for nearly an hour, accomplishing neither. Just great. Time to pick up the kids, and I’ve missed my chance to grocery shop. How did I let that happen?
With no chapter, no blog post, and no food prepped, I vow to be more productive tomorrow. Rinse and repeat.
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Summary:
Writing in today’s digital world can be a chaotic mix of distractions, responsibilities, and self-reflection. From battling email alerts to managing daily chores, it’s a comedic struggle to maintain focus and productivity. Finding balance is key, as we navigate our creative journeys amidst life’s whirlwind.