This week’s uproar over the introduction of “thin” Oreos was nothing short of chaotic. An Oreo aimed at adults seeking a “sophisticated cookie”? Seriously? Oreos are not meant for grown-ups, they’re not upscale, and certainly not diet-friendly. But while Oreo Thins may raise eyebrows, they’re not even close to the most outrageous flavors lurking in the Oreo lineup. So, buckle up, cookie lovers! Here are 21 Oreo varieties that are far more outrageous.
- Banana Split Oreo
This one’s a hot mess. An Oreo with no fruit? It’s a chocolate cookie! Even vanilla Oreos are a questionable twist on the classic. - Caramel Apple Oreo
Who actually enjoys a caramel apple, anyway? It’s a sticky disaster waiting to happen. Now imagine that chaos packed into an Oreo? Yikes. - Cookie Dough Oreo
Why is cookie dough suddenly in everything? We don’t need cookie dough messing with our Oreos! - Cotton Candy Oreo
No one really likes cotton candy—it’s just a sugary puff of air! And that blue filling? Who decided that was a good idea? - Mango Oreo
Is this even a cookie? It looks like a tiny yule log with chocolate chips and mango. What’s next, circus peanuts with fancy packaging? - Oreo Wafer Rolls
Are these even physically possible? They look like an Oreo tire rolled into a bizarre shape. Who thought this was a good idea? - Crème Brûlée Oreo
I was almost on board until I realized this “Oreo” looks like a Weetabix log served with a side of custard. Not even close. - Root Beer Float Oreo
The only thing that should taste like root beer is root beer itself—let’s keep it simple. - Cadbury Dairy Milk With Oreo
A strange combo indeed. The Brits will toss anything into a Cadbury bar, but the cream-to-cookie ratio is just off. How did I even write that? - Limeade Oreo
I’m at a loss for words. - Green Tea Oreo
I predict these will soon invade our grocery stores, followed by Açai Berry Oreo and SoulCycle Oreo. - Pumpkin Spice Oreo
Seriously, it’s already in your coffee. Do we need it in our cookies too? - Spring Oreo
Spring isn’t a flavor! These Oreos are simply embossed with “Happy Spring” like some kind of decorative coin. - S’mores Oreo
S’mores are fun to make but a sticky mess to eat. Why not just stick to a graham cracker wafer? - Creme Betweens
Nice try, but those Groucho Marx glasses aren’t fooling anyone. - Strawberry Milkshake Creme Oreo
I secretly want to try these because I have a soft spot for Strawberry Quik. Don’t tell anyone. - Watermelon Oreo
Remember Watermelon Bubble Yum? Delicious! But I doubt a watermelon Oreo could replicate that magic. - White Fudge Covered Oreo
Why are we gilding the lily? An Oreo doesn’t need a white fudge coat—it’s perfect as it is! - Chewy Chips Ahoy! Oreo Crème Filled
Just the name gives me a headache. Pass me the Oreo Thins—I’m done!
So there you have it! These bizarre Oreo flavors might just make you appreciate the classic version a little more. If you’re curious about options for home insemination, check out this blog post for more information. And for an excellent resource for pregnancy, visit the NIH’s helpful page on pregnancy.